So, I got two nominees from yesterday:
1) Ultimate Uber Pax Dоuсhеbags:
UberX ping to Church and Carlton (I suspected it might be Loblaws, but I hoped not). Arrive to see, YES, two people with grocery bags. At that moment I realized what it's going to be. Ah, well. Get out to help them to load the bags in my trunk (I have to fold the third row and move the organizer anyway, plus I don't want them to scratch my car). They hop in, and, of course, we drive just around the corner to Bay and Grosvenor. And, of course, I help them unload the bags. 0.75 km, 3 minutes ride, fare is $5.13, my cut is $2.90. No tip. I mean, do you have to be such a cheapo living in a luxury condo in Downtown that you cannot afford a damn Toonie tip? If you don't have cash, why don't you order an XL to compensate for such a short drive to a person who helps you to load and unload your groceries? No, I get it, if you are just hop in/hop out. But not this!
2) Ultimate Uber Moron Idiot:
UberX ping to Kennedy station, arrive to pick up two people. The destination is Morningside and Old Finch in Scarborough.
- Do you have any preferred route you would like me to take?
- The fastest way, please.
- Ok [looks at Waze], looks like we'll take Kennedy to 401 and then head East, is that ok with you?
- Sure.
- Right [starts driving on Eglinton towards Kennedy]
- Where are you going? We are supposed to go the opposite way! Aren't we supposed to take a highway?
- But you just told me to take the fastest route, so I'm taking the fastest route - Kennedy north to 401 highway...
- Ah, ok.
[enters 401, drives East, takes Neilson Road exit as Waze advised]
- Aren't you exiting too early? Aren't you supposed to take a later exit?
- But you wanted me to take the fastest route, this is the fastest one, we'll be there in 5 minutes. (Taking Neilson Road exit is 1.5 kilometers shorter and 1 minute faster than taking Morningside exit)
- Ok, whatever.
Amen.
1) Ultimate Uber Pax Dоuсhеbags:
UberX ping to Church and Carlton (I suspected it might be Loblaws, but I hoped not). Arrive to see, YES, two people with grocery bags. At that moment I realized what it's going to be. Ah, well. Get out to help them to load the bags in my trunk (I have to fold the third row and move the organizer anyway, plus I don't want them to scratch my car). They hop in, and, of course, we drive just around the corner to Bay and Grosvenor. And, of course, I help them unload the bags. 0.75 km, 3 minutes ride, fare is $5.13, my cut is $2.90. No tip. I mean, do you have to be such a cheapo living in a luxury condo in Downtown that you cannot afford a damn Toonie tip? If you don't have cash, why don't you order an XL to compensate for such a short drive to a person who helps you to load and unload your groceries? No, I get it, if you are just hop in/hop out. But not this!
2) Ultimate Uber Moron Idiot:
UberX ping to Kennedy station, arrive to pick up two people. The destination is Morningside and Old Finch in Scarborough.
- Do you have any preferred route you would like me to take?
- The fastest way, please.
- Ok [looks at Waze], looks like we'll take Kennedy to 401 and then head East, is that ok with you?
- Sure.
- Right [starts driving on Eglinton towards Kennedy]
- Where are you going? We are supposed to go the opposite way! Aren't we supposed to take a highway?
- But you just told me to take the fastest route, so I'm taking the fastest route - Kennedy north to 401 highway...
- Ah, ok.
[enters 401, drives East, takes Neilson Road exit as Waze advised]
- Aren't you exiting too early? Aren't you supposed to take a later exit?
- But you wanted me to take the fastest route, this is the fastest one, we'll be there in 5 minutes. (Taking Neilson Road exit is 1.5 kilometers shorter and 1 minute faster than taking Morningside exit)
- Ok, whatever.
Amen.