Money for nothing and chicks for free.

 

Those gawd damn' ******s, hes'a millionaire.

 

100% flexible and nearly 100% stress free.

 

I took the day off from work today because I just wasn't feeling it. I drove probably 12 to 14 hours from start to finish and I couldn't believe how easy / stress-free my day was.

 

Everyone needs a hobby. Plus there’s the community service benefit.

 

Everyone needs a hobby. Plus there's the community service benefit.

I actually did community service twice in a row-

old lady with BAGS of groceries for a ride I could SEE (through uber x vision in the bay) that the trip was LESS thAN A MILE- from the damn grocery store to her house, (and HELPED her load and unload) - 0 tip. $3.95 <-----

THEN!!

Took a lady to the dmv it was CLOSED she was freezing and BROKE and I took her back for free (old spanish woman)

THEN!!! exactly 72 hours later I got a $75.00 airport ride and a $20.00 dollar tip. Yum.

Market research for my serial killing hobby.

Epic. (Almost for the win)

100% flexible and nearly 100% stress free.

Flexible is probably the biggest reason I suckle Uncle Gryfft's tit

 

IS IT THE MONEY???

Do you do it for the FAME?

DO yoU dO iT foR the Social Praise?

DO It dO IT BECAUSE your MOTHER told you to?

WHY do you (autie) SCHLUBER?
Why do you UNCLE Gryfft?

FEED ME REASONS

(the more honest the beSTesT,,, for you and ME!!!!!!)

Did a rainbow pee into your caps-lock button?

 

My pet rape unicorn spilled the lsd-laced microwaved marshmallow "peep's" candy marshmallows on my text-interface keyboard-shaped device. (say that 5x fast and you get a wish)

 

I actually enjoy meeting the people.. but please don't get it twisted... I'm not going to do it for free. I will be making money if I'm gonna do it ..

Always kinda cool to hear where people are from and how they ended up in my car...

 

Market research for my serial killing hobby.

 

 

IS IT THE MONEY???

Do you do it for the FAME?

DO yoU dO iT foR the Social Praise?

DO It dO IT BECAUSE your MOTHER told you to?

WHY do you (autie) SCHLUBER?
Why do you UNCLE Gryfft?

FEED ME REASONS

(the more honest the beSTesT,,, for you and ME!!!!!!)

I do it for the flexibility mainly! But also like driving, meeting new people, seeing new places, finding out about great restaurants and making friends. Also I kinda like how aggresive some females are to get my number.

 

I painted myself into a corner and unless I wanna be paying off massive debts for the rest of my life I'll be needing some extra income. And the flexibility lets me do other things like hang out with my daughter as needed/wanted.

 

Searching for my trophy wife, I'm just a ping away......

 

First off money- second to social interaction- third having conversations with people who ordinarily I’d never have an opportunity to have a conversation with.

 

IS IT THE MONEY???

Do you do it for the FAME?

DO yoU dO iT foR the Social Praise?

DO It dO IT BECAUSE your MOTHER told you to?

WHY do you (autie) SCHLUBER?
Why do you UNCLE Gryfft?

FEED ME REASONS

(the more honest the beSTesT,,, for you and ME!!!!!!)

It's cheaper than paying for a therapis.

 

Employers don't like me and I don't like working for them.

 

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I painted myself into a corner and unless I wanna be paying off massive debts for the rest of my life I'll be needing some extra income. And the flexibility lets me do other things like hang out with my daughter as needed/wanted.

If you truly have "massive debts", why not just declare bankruptcy?

 

With some work I hope to be out of debt long before a bankruptcy would clear my credit rating and be in a house again instead of renting.

 

I drive because I’m not intelligent enough to become a nuclear physicist, a doctor or a mathematician.

 

I do it because I can use the extra $$. I like driving around listening to music, I like most of the people, and I like being manipulated by the app and chasing unicorns. It’s like a slot machine.

 

I do it because I can use the extra $$. I like driving around listening to music, I like most of the people, and I like being manipulated by the app and chasing unicorns. It's like a slot machine.

Driving to music I LIKE is probably one of the most satisfying parts.

I do it for the money and the illusion of meeting and marrying a beautiful woman. lol

You will someday, by law of averages.

I've had members of BOTH sexes (yes there are only two,) hit on me.

 

I do it for fun. But when traffic is awful. I refuse. Even been a month behind on rent before from a strike that lasted weeks. Cause you couldn’t do anything to get to pax. It was useless.

Love the conversations and interactions. Met really cool people, hard working/studying. Many many people out there doing it everyday. Just unlike us.

We get to pick and choose. Yes I’m picky. But usually is a cool ride now days giving a ride into night in DT at a amazing skyline. Maybe even seeing the sunset or sunrise at times.

This is the best part of the job, knowing where I’m gonna be all night long! 😎

 

This video pretty much sums up why I drive

 

DO It dO IT BECAUSE your MOTHER told you to?

No! And I resent the implication that you are implying that this may be true. Why did you bring this stupid false accusation? It is patently false.

I would say more but I have to go now. My mom is calling me for dinner.

 

Money for nothing and chicks for free.

More then 80% of the cash flow ( My profit margin is 54% currently) is tax free. FREE MONEY!!!!

Banging chicks in the back of the rig ain't bad either.

 

O.O Wow

 

I’m just in it for the badges.

 

I do it for the money and the illusion of meeting and marrying a beautiful woman. lol

 

In the meantime, I'll continue to work hard to pay off my debt. Accumulated because of major purchases needed for my family 😃👍

 

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You want to get rich and pay off your debt, become a politician &#128541;

 

I'm just trying to see how many miles I can put on the car before it blows up.

Maybe I'll get 1,000,000 miles like that guy with the Honda Accord back in the 90's. I think Honda gave him a new car.

 

1. Desperately needed to be out of the house and socializing. Moved to the city, RS was the easiest way to accomplish that.
2. Flexibility, although that can also be an issue (schedules can be helpful).
3. No idiotic supervisor breathing down my neck.
4. Freedom of the open road. I love driving and exploring.
5. Every day is an unknown, never know where I'll end up or who I'll meet.

 

1. Desperately needed to be out of the house and socializing. Moved to the city, RS was the easiest way to accomplish that.
2. Flexibility, although that can also be an issue (schedules can be helpful).
3. No idiotic supervisor breathing down my neck.
4. Freedom of the open road. I love driving and exploring.
5. Every day is an unknown, never know where I'll end up or who I'll meet.

These are actually very good reasons.