So, I pick up this young one, he be 21 that night out at the clubs here in Houston celebrating his 21st birthday drinking all night and gettin really intoxicated, & I do mean full of liquor. So, this boy hops into the front seat during the first part of the trip it was alright although he was being kind of touchy-feely if you know I mean, nuttin to major at 1st, then he started asking me all kinds of personal questions, he say O, I love ur deep southern accents, it's really a turn on, & things like are you gay, are you bi are you straight, what do you like in bed, have you ever been with a guy, have you ever been with a group and things like that, all the while he still being touchy-feely like at first I try to just brush it off and be nice about it then all of a sudden outta no where this boy takes his hand and shoved it down the front of my drawers, puts his hands round my ya know what, and proceeds to give me a hand job. I was so shocked, I didn't know what the hell to say for a moment, then I yell" what the hell you doing boy" he replied "just having a little fun on my 21st birthday", I say ya can't be doin this, this be highly against Uber rules and regulations, no it's not you making it up you're lying you just saying that, you get your hand outta my drawers right now you hear me boy, say, how about you get lost for a while on the way back to my place and I'll pay you extra for it, oh so now I'm a paid hoe huh, that's not what I said, I would pay ya for ur time, same thing, oh come on I just want to have a little bit of fun with ya tonight, I'll give you 5 stars, 5 stars, stars ya can keep ur danm five stars I just wann get ya home n outta my car as fast as I can besides I'm not interested in ya, ur not my type, ur just a boy, no I ain't, I ain't a boy I'm a man I'm 21, well you sure ain't acting like a man, ur acting like a child right now, you get ur hand outta my drawers right now, ur distracting me from driving too much ur gonna get us both killed, I ain't gonna ask ya again, come on you know you want it, just a little bit of fun with me, no I don't and I sure the hell not with you, what the hells wrong with you, ya can't just shove ur hand down my drawers like that.
Here I am driving down Highway 59 in Houston at 60mph with my one hand on the steering wheel & my other hand on his wrist trying to pull his hand outta my drawers while he tryin to keep his hand in my drawers while the entire time were yelling at each other, calling each other names n tradin insults, yelling & hollering at each other as loud as can be.
That's what happened this last Saturday night.
RDM
Here I am driving down Highway 59 in Houston at 60mph with my one hand on the steering wheel & my other hand on his wrist trying to pull his hand outta my drawers while he tryin to keep his hand in my drawers while the entire time were yelling at each other, calling each other names n tradin insults, yelling & hollering at each other as loud as can be.
That's what happened this last Saturday night.
RDM
