Last night, three minute ride, she’s leaving the club, alone.

Beautiful pax gets in the car, slim white girl, early to mid 30s, about 5-5, blonde hair, pretty face, great shape, hottie, probably slightly out of the 45 year old version of me’s league…“Hi, so tell me your life story, the cliff notes.”

:::Brief history given of my kids, work history, etc.:::

She reciprocates, we both connect because we are both divorcees.

We pull up to the house, “Would you like to come inside and have sex with me?”

I was stunned, but hey, whatever, I was in a bit of a drought, albeit mostly self-imposed, so I gave her what she needed. We formally introduced ourselves in her house, and she immediately began stripping, had me help her out of her dress, then walked me to her bedroom.

Admittedly, I feel shame even though she’s probably an instant entrant into my all-time top 3. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

Without question, the wildest thing that’s ever happened to me doing this job. I felt like I was in a movie or something.

…oh and yes, I kept the meter running, because fk it.

That's not a story. That's a divorced man's dream..haha. great story.than you woke today. App say $20 tip.

 

Uber wants their hookup fee of 60% 😁

 

That's not a story. That's a divorced man's dream..haha. great story.than you woke today. App say $20 tip.

Haha no tip, but she did want to exchange numbers for next time, so I guess that counts for something.

Uber wants their hookup fee of 60% 😁

No fee, but Uber surely did later take back the extra money I made on the trip taking much longer than it should have. Have never seen this message before. “Unusual activity” indeed. lol

And yes, I realize I’m exposing myself here for not lasting very long. Like I said, I was in a drought, so I think I held my own. 🤣

 

Haha no tip, but she did want to exchange numbers for next time, so I guess that counts for something.



No fee, but Uber surely did later take back the extra money I made on the trip taking much longer than it should have. Have never seen this message before. “Unusual activity” from indeed.

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And yes, I realize I’m exposing myself here for not lasting very long. Like I said, I was in a drought, so I think I held my own. 🤣

OMG, "unusual activity", Uber knows all! too funny!

 

damn lucky you bro

 

Last night, three minute ride, she’s leaving the club, alone.

Beautiful pax gets in the car, slim white girl, early to mid 30s, about 5-5, blonde hair, pretty face, great shape, hottie, probably slightly out of the 45 year old version of me’s league…“Hi, so tell me your life story, the cliff notes.”

:::Brief history given of my kids, work history, etc.:::

She reciprocates, we both connect because we are both divorcees.

We pull up to the house, and suddenly she abruptly asks out of nowhere, “Sooooo…would you like to come inside and have sex with me?”

Wow? No way that happens for real. You must be a stud muffin.

 

Update your calendar. It's not April 1.

 

Man, I’m not gonna lie, I kind of wish I was making it up. I had maintained discipline for awhile and purposely put myself on the sidelines, practicing celibacy for almost two years and enjoying my stress free, female free life, focused on just myself and my children, but now that this encounter has happened, I can’t stop thinking about hooking up with hot women again. This was a setback, especially now that the horny Uber rider fantasy has played out. 😂

 

I had that happen to me once to, then I woke up with kitten sitting on me.

 

Plenty of horror stories over the years about the pax sobering up the next day, calling the cops, then charging rape…

 

I'm assuming he has dashcam footage of her invitation which should protect against false charges and sometimes you just have to take some chances if you want to enjoy life.

 

Man you should worked on her till you could go again and next time for the love of God
TAKE SOME PICTURES!!!!!

 

Haha, nah. I didn’t say it on the original post, but it was peak money time for Saturday night. A brotha wanted to get back to the money ASAP. lol

I was even somewhat annoyed that I had a nice $40 25 minute ride cued up when she made the ask that I knew I was gonna have to let the customer cancel. 😂

 

I had this happen once. But I can't brag about it because she was like, 50, and definitely not attractive. And drunk as a skunk. She probably would have puked on me. Hard pass.

 

Shame? Why?

 

Shame wasn’t the right word. Just disappointed that I lost focus. Kind of told myself I wouldn’t have meaningless sex anymore. There was a time not long ago where I was a male ho-bag, different girl for each day of the week type stuff.

I was saving myself, not trying, all with the intent of not doing it again until I was seriously dating someone again and wasn’t just trying to hook up.

Like I said in the other post, I hate that this setback has basically put the female spell back on me.

I’m watching the show “Invincible” right now with my 12 year old son, and caught myself checking out a damn cartoon character for a second. 😅

I’m powerless again. Somebody help me.

 

Bro, I suggest next time longer foreplay, and turn off the app. You gotta enjoy that dessert for at least 30 minutes, or until your lips are dry and hurting, and your tongue burning.

 

She had no interest in foreplay. Immediately undressed as soon as we got in, we made out for like 30 seconds in her living room, then she took my hand and walked me to her bedroom, and um, “initiated” things within like 20 seconds.

She wasn’t trying to make love with me; she just needed a pounding and I guess to get it out of her system.