Good call on cancelling on that entitled piece of work.I got one once that was about a half block. When I swiped and saw that I told them "it's right there" and pointed. "I know" pax said, I just didn't feel like walking."
I asked if he intended to tip me for driving three miles to get to him He said, "Hell no" and grinned at me.
I cancelled, grinned back and said, "Get out."
Oh, he was incensed. He was going to sue me, sue Uber, write to the newspapers, get me fired, etc.
I grinned and said, "Get out."
Soon as he was out I texted Uber and told them that he was rude and threatening and that I felt unsafe. Never heard anything else about it.
I LIKE your way of thinkin...Since the title does say Shortest Trip...I'd have to say the time I woke up from a dream thinking I was tripping and my legs spasmed. Didn't move much so it was a pretty short trip.