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  • You're spouse or significant other calls and asks you to stop and get a pizza to bring home and you ask them what the "offer" is!
  • A co worker asks you if you like Popeyes Chicken and you answer "no, the tips suck from that place"!
  • You walk into a restaurant with your family and the hostess asks if you're picking up a the DD order!
  • You call home and instead of asking "what time is dinner tonight" you ask "what time will the order be ready"!
  • You walk in to the kitchen at dinnertime and your spouse says dinner won't be ready for another 15 minutes so you report them for being late!
  • Your friend gets in your car and asks what that smell is! Asks where he can get that chicken wing/burger/fries/pizza smelling air freshener!
  • Your relatives come over for dinner and you complain to your friend that the cheap bastards didn't tip after delivering a meal on the table!
 

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When you remember jokes about your delivery job, come to UP.net and post them for others to realize that your spot on with everyone of the jokes and Uber has brainwashed you.
 
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