[Brian St. Remy]

Of course I have annual vehicle expenses. Brakes, Tires, Oil changes. But that's still under $1,500 a year.

All of them I write off my taxes at the end of the year anyways.

So you'll get that all back.

 

[Brian St. Remy]

Not all, but most of it.

That's awesome.

Maybe I should start writing off my $40,000 worth of expenses every year. I could double my income. I should probably file amended returns for the past six years that I've been driving a cab, I could get a quarter million back.

I wonder if the IRS would print that check on the big paper like you see on TV when people win the lottery...

 

[Brian St. Remy]

Why wouldn't you write off your expenses? It's allowed per the IRS!

I'm gonna do it!

I'll get reimbursed for my leases, fees, gas, car wash tokens, and air freshener! It'll be like having no expenses at all! 100% profit, just like every other business!

I'M GONNA BE A QUARTER-MILLIONAIRE!!!!