[Rakos]

WoW...!!!

driver for Uber since Sept 2014...

And I have NEVER seen it...

Reach this level of crappy support...8>(

There is a help number available...

Butt...don't waste your time calling it...

New car...new insurance...

Uploaded both at 6pm last night...

No result by 8pm so called support...

Nice lady said "no problem"...

Shouldn't take more than couple hours...

Called back at 11pm...

No problem I will create a ticket...should be soon...8>)

Midnight pending approval still...lost a night driving...

Today...still pending...called again...

Asked for supervisor...took 15 minutes...

Oh...she says...we don't create tickets...8>(

Asked for manager...30 min waiting...no manager...8>(

45 min later...manager says...

We have NO WAY to contact Uber...8>O

Wish I had recorded it...

It's not Rohit any more...8>0

Now it is Phillipines...OMG! ...

Don't waste your time calling support..8>(

I advised I was recording call...8>)

If only I had it would have gone viral...

For now...stand back...

The poo storm is about to get deep...8>)

Monkey rant over...for the moment.. 8>)

Don't look now...

The monkey is BACK!!!

Rakos

Update...tweet to @UBER ...

To get their attention...

Immediate response...

now we will see...finger drumming...8>)

Rakos

PS. It's not nice to piss off a monkey...8>)

 

[Rakos]

2nd update....

Tweeting didn't help much...

Gave me another person to complain to...8>O

Dara here I come....8>)

Rakos

 

[Mr. Sensitive]

Next message will be...

ACCOUNT NEEDS ATTENTION: You have been deactivated for uploading fraudulent documents

 

[VanGuy]

At least Rohit had years of experience screwing things up. They need to break in the new recruits who know less.

 

[SurgeMasterMN]

At least Rohit had years of experience screwing things up. They need to break in the new recruits who know less. :frown:

I miss Rohit ??

 

[BigBadJohn]

And somehow YOU seem surprised?
Of all people!

 

[Velos1]

WoW...!!!

driver for Uber since Sept 2014...

And I have NEVER seen it...

Reach this level of crappy support...8>(

There is a help number available...

Butt...don't waste your time calling it...

New car...new insurance...

Uploaded both at 6pm last night...

No result by 8pm so called support...

Nice lady said "no problem"...

Shouldn't take more than couple hours...

Called back at 11pm...

No problem I will create a ticket...should be soon...8>)

Midnight pending approval still...lost a night driving...

Today...still pending...called again...

Asked for supervisor...took 15 minutes...

Oh...she says...we don't create tickets...8>(

Asked for manager...30 min waiting...no manager...8>(

45 min later...manager says...

We have NO WAY to contact Uber...8>O

Wish I had recorded it...

It's not Rohit any more...8>0

Now it is Phillipines...OMG! ...

Don't waste your time calling support..8>(

I advised I was recording call...8>)

If only I had it would have gone viral...

For now...stand back...

The poo storm is about to get deep...8>)

Monkey rant over...for the moment.. 8>)

Don't look now...

The monkey is BACK!!!

Rakos
View attachment 311477

Update...tweet to @UBER ...

To get their attention...

Immediate response...

now we will see...finger drumming...8>)

Rakos
View attachment 311494
PS. It's not nice to piss off a monkey...8>)

When I contact Uber by messages with different questions and I always got same answer. They're robots. I asked them if they are human or robots. No answer.

 

[Rakos]

3rd update....

NO RESPONSE NEEDED

A message from Uber

Hi We understand how important it is for you to get online and it is frustrating to wait while the document is in review. Please be informed that we are not able to expedite the process at this time, as we have to wait for a dedicated Document Review agent to review submissions for safety and compliance. Please bear with us while we review your updated documents. We will notify you as soon as they have been approved. While we aim to review most documents within 2 hours from the time they are uploaded, there are times when it takes longer. We appreciate your patience as we work on this matter. Please feel free to respond should you have other questions in mind or if you require further assistance. Drive carefully and be safe out there. Sent by RAHUL S.(Rohits brother) on Friday, April 12, 2019 at 8:44:01 PM(24 hrs later)...sheesh!!! Rakos PS. This has gone from ridiculous to just plain stupid!

 

[MHR]

Drive carefully and be safe out there.

They actually said this ^^^^ when they haven't approved you to drive.

Classic support response

 

[PTB]

went to green.light hub added new vehicle, 20 minutes....done

 

[Rakos]

went to green.light hub added new vehicle, 20 minutes....done

Weekday I'll bet...

Anyone seen a GL hub...

in Tampa lately???

Open on weekends???

Rakos

 

[Juggalo9er]

I like what they did to me
Added new vehicle
Uber added every vehicle on the insurance
Including a Corvette

 

[Immoralized]

Weekday I'll bet...

Anyone seen a GL hub...

in Tampa lately???

Open on weekends???

Rakos
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In that case you should be online by monday evening :redface:
Seem like the person reviewing document in Tampa has taken the weekend off and be back in Monday.
Put ur feet up monkey and have a weekend break ?

 

[Rakos]

In that case you should be online by monday evening :redface:
Seem like the person reviewing document in Tampa has taken the weekend off and be back in Monday.
Put ur feet up monkey and have a weekend break ?

Except buying the car...

Sucked all the air out of....

Err I mean the money out of....

Oh he$$ monkeys don't have pockets....8>O

Oh Well...enjoy the extra money...!

I'll be back soon enough...8>)

Damned idiots at Uber...!

They sure make a monkey look smart!

Rakos

 

[Another Uber Driver]

There is a reason that they call it "Fubar". You do not have Gryft in Tampa? ............or are you just not signed up for it?

 

[tylerin909]

I uploaded new car insurance documents a week ago Thursday, called everyday this week, Still cant go online to work yet. Been working driver for over 2 years. Asked the dude that answered if he could loan me some money since they are taking so long...lol.. lame company lately.

 

[Rakos]

There is a reason that they call it "Fubar". You do not have Gryft in Tampa? ............or are you just not signed up for it?

I'm a purist monkey....8>O

I can only ride one horse at a time...

Kind of why I don't have...

Any other monkey girl friends...8>)

Rakos

 

[Another Uber Driver]

I can only ride one horse at a time...Kind of why I don't have...Any other monkey girl friends..

When it comes to women, I can pay only to keep one horse at a time. I tell GF that the reason she need not have any worries is that I can barely afford her; never mind trying to pay for anyone else.

 

[Ubermcbc]

WoW...!!!

driver for Uber since Sept 2014...

And I have NEVER seen it...

Reach this level of crappy support...8>(

There is a help number available...

Butt...don't waste your time calling it...

New car...new insurance...

Uploaded both at 6pm last night...

No result by 8pm so called support...

Nice lady said "no problem"...

Shouldn't take more than couple hours...

Called back at 11pm...

No problem I will create a ticket...should be soon...8>)

Midnight pending approval still...lost a night driving...

Today...still pending...called again...

Asked for supervisor...took 15 minutes...

Oh...she says...we don't create tickets...8>(

Asked for manager...30 min waiting...no manager...8>(

45 min later...manager says...

We have NO WAY to contact Uber...8>O

Wish I had recorded it...

It's not Rohit any more...8>0

Now it is Phillipines...OMG! ...

Don't waste your time calling support..8>(

I advised I was recording call...8>)

If only I had it would have gone viral...

For now...stand back...

The poo storm is about to get deep...8>)

Monkey rant over...for the moment.. 8>)

Don't look now...

The monkey is BACK!!!

Rakos
View attachment 311477

Update...tweet to @UBER ...

To get their attention...

Immediate response...

now we will see...finger drumming...8>)

Rakos
View attachment 311494
PS. It's not nice to piss off a monkey...8>)

Next time take a real angry monkey to the hub. Tell them if they don't listen to you..... make up your own joke.

 

[Demon]

Weekday I'll bet...

Anyone seen a GL hub...

in Tampa lately???

Open on weekends???

Rakos
View attachment 311625

I believe they're opening one in Downtown Orlando.