I going to start buying my underwear at stores now.
I was in REI last year and a Special Ed teacher (he made sure to mention that a few times) was returning walking boots that he'd worn every day for 3 years "because they had started squeaking", REI guy wasn't happy but he still replaced them with latest model.
My cousin & his wife returned a sectional to Costco they'd had for 5+ years, because the cushions went flat, they also had a Kirkland BBQ for a couple years then returned it, just because. But they had also spent a fortune there feeding themselves & 4 kids, so maybe Costco look at how good a customer u are.
Costco shoppers have the ultimate herd mentality. It's hard to think of another demographic group that I would less want to voluntarily expose myself to at this moment.
It's not hard at all, Millenials & vectors (kids) spring to mind.
And please, no exposing yourself, it's against Community Guidelines.