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It's all fun and games until pax have to throw up mid-ride. Oops! I hope it didn't land in the freeway traffic.....

Oh, UberAir Express Poop? Might ask pax to fly to their Destination.

"Can we make a quick stop at 7-eleven?"

"What do you mean I can't fit 8 people in UberAir X!?"

"No, that's not the right way! I need you to fly south then do a backflip towards east!".

"Do you mean I can fly to work for $3.99!?"

"Can I fly it? Please!? I'll literally tip you hella!"

Let's put cheap paxholes that are used to paying two bucks and some change 2000 feet in the air. What could possibly go wrong?
 

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What's next Uber medical? Uber ER?
Yes, min wage doctors are the safest.

Plus, patients will be able to smoke 50 years and give low ratings for failed cancer treatments. Prostitutes will be able to issue 1 star for ineffective anti-biotech or keep getting sores in the same spot.

It's UBER. We don't need no stinking license!

We're only flying low altitude, and only carrying a few passengers. What's the worst that could happen?
I wouldn't want to be eating outdoor dinner under an uber take off or flight. You know passengers will vomit in those plates.
 
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