[NYUber123]

You pulled up the app to text me. It showed you where I am or approximately where I am. You still felt the need to text me in caps with a bunch of exclamation points (not question marks) at the end.
I can tell that you have an attitude and I will not respond to those messages. ?

 

[Pax Collector]

I hope you enjoyed your free food, or at least gave it to someone who did.

 

[Woohaa]

THEM: Where are you?!

ME: In your skin. You jump out, I jump in.

 

[Adfcalifornian]

If only I wasn’t so desperate for money. I’d love to just cancele those and take off ?