I retire in December, so the end of the world will be in November
Since Chicago really isn't a strategic military location than I'm sure you'll live at least a couple hours after us here in Phoenix. Once NK decides to launch their arsenal of ICBMs at places like Nellis AFB in Vegas, all the Southern California military installations, Luke AFB in Phoenix and the missile silos of the Rockies and the Midwest only then will they start to target the larger metropolitan areas of the U.S. So once you hear of Phoenix getting bombed you probably have enough time to do 3 or 4 more Uber fares.
If you live in that suburb of Chicago and you want to keep coyotes away from your property there is one thing you can do. I live in Phoenix, the coyote capital of the country. This is much easier for guys to do than girls. You want to urinate in a bottle and then pour it on the perimeter of your property. Of course this will take many applications and you have to redo after every rain. Just a very little stream will do. The human scent will keep the coyotes away. DO NOT let any female dogs in heat stay outside for too long. Water down the places that your pets urinate and pick up your dogs poop daily in your yard. Pour a little bleach in your outdoor trash cans. Let's keep our pets safe.
If I'm driving Pool rides getting hit by a hydrogen bomb doesn't seem so bad.
That's funny.
Awesome advice, I just got out of jail because my neighbors didn't realize I was pissing on the perimeter of my yard to keep the coyotes away and in no way exposing myself to their young teen daughters.
As I said in another thread, we're out here in cornland, my peeps own about 2.5 trucks per and probably 3.5 long guns. So we got issues but some mangy coyotes we can handle.
there is that obsessikon with the ORD pit.
You forgot to mention practically the entire state of Montana is on ****ing fire. But we got to be close to the end of days, probably on the 3rd or 4th seal. Which ever one it is before the horsemen start showing up.
If I was Ubering in Guam, I would leave the island like right now.
Just a reassuring thought for all my fellow Uberites:
