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It's hard to believe there are enough suckers for Uber to pull off a successful IPO. However it looks like this is a real possibility. But make no mistake, the IPO has nothing to do with setting up a framework to make Uber into a profitable company, it's the investors trying to dump this turd on naive suckers and cashing out.
So let's say they pull off the IPO, then what happens? At that point the investor spigot is turned off. Yes, they'll have billions of dollars but they'll also have to open their books and try to become profitable, and that's not possible without at least doubling fares. However, when you double fares you lose half your customers. The Uber business model is unworkable and Uber knows it, all they care about now is cashing out so they can leave others holding the bag.
So let's say they pull off the IPO, then what happens? At that point the investor spigot is turned off. Yes, they'll have billions of dollars but they'll also have to open their books and try to become profitable, and that's not possible without at least doubling fares. However, when you double fares you lose half your customers. The Uber business model is unworkable and Uber knows it, all they care about now is cashing out so they can leave others holding the bag.