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Warning: Uber is "improving" things again - Here comes GO -- GET

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Key phrase on group rides:

"we are introducing a new way for people to ride together—without extra hassle for you. When your rider adds friends to their trip, the app will take care of everything. So all you need to do is pick up each rider and follow the in-app directions to dropoff."

Oh, I have no doubt the app will take care of everything. This wouldn't be a bad idea really, if the pay is commensurate with proper pay for X number of pickups and a single drop off. And if drivers are informed up front of total pickup and drop off distances. And if waiting time is kept to 5 minutes TOTAL for all pickups.

What do you think the odds of that is?
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What happened to "no underage riders allowed without an adult?
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Just when you think it’s at its worst…
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Dhara the prince of persia is trying to turn uber into expedia of ground transportation where you can book everything and anything with just a tap of your finger

The current ride options are strikingly similar to that of a plane ride:

X = cattle class
XL = cattle class bulkhead
Comfort = cattle class plus
Comfort Electric/Select = premium cattle class
Black/Premier = business class
Black/Premier SUV = First class

Wouldn't be surprised if he starts uber private jet and uber banking with it's own credit card in the future
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Uber is going to let people book flights thru
Their app soon.
Up next >> Uber Air
And in the soon to be flooded areas of California(snow melt floods)
They be offering Uber rescue boats.
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uber the new school bus good luck with that.
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Go —- Get… more opportunities…

Don’t —- Get… extra $$$.
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What happened to "no underage riders allowed without an adult?
Can't wait till the first minor gets assaulted.
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This seems the proper forum for this email from Uber...

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GO-GET A REAL JOB.
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Man, I am so glad I got deactivated! Uber is the turd that keeps circling the bowl and won't go down the hole!!
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Here comes GO -- GET
Here comes Bend Over - Grab Ankles...
YARN | Why don't you take this broom here, I'll bend over and grab my ankles,  | American Dad! (2005) - S01E07 Comedy | Video clips by quotes | 40f5c7b7 |  紗
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Can't wait till the first minor gets assaulted.
Not only assaulted, how about gets injured and needs medical care but has to wait for parent.
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Not only assaulted, how about gets injured and needs medical care but has to wait for parent.
Opt in to authorize blood transfusion for minor.
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This seems the proper forum for this email from Uber...

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They already have "Group Ride", it's called STOPS and it's UNPAID.

Don't you like the use of the word "ADDS" as in adding pickups AFTER the trip has started?

And to think most drivers thought POOL was a ripoff, it looks downright generous in comparison to this shit.
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Opt in to authorize blood transfusion for minor.
Then there's that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where the under age teen gets her first period while using Larry David's guest bathroom....
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Can't wait till the first minor gets assaulted.
Or the teen falsely accuses the driver of assault.
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This seems the proper forum for this email from Uber...

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" GO GET FUKT " !
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Uber is going to let people book flights thru
Their app soon.
Up next >> Uber Air
And in the soon to be flooded areas of California(snow melt floods)
They be offering Uber rescue boats.
Floods then MUDSLIDES.

NEXT YEAR - BLAZING COUNTRYSIDE WROUGHT WITH WILDFIRES.
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