No car seat no ride.
No adult accompanying the child no ride.
No beverages in my ride, unless it's capped and non-alcoholic. I'd still rather you keep it closed.
If you eat in my car, there's a small vacuum that plugs into 12V power and if you make a mess I'm handing it to you. Or you can pay a cleaning fee after I take and submit my pictures. Had a group of four twentysomethings talking about Dee's nuts the whole trip. Come to find out that the girl with the bag of Dee's nuts didn't notice the flakes of peanut skin getting everywhere. The other girl freaked (it was her account for the ride). She was so elated when I handed her the vacuum that she tipped me $10 in cash right then and there, saying, this happened before with Cheetos and I got charged $40, so this is so freaking awesome!
That vacuum has paid for itself twice now just from that tip, it was five bucks at a garage sale LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!