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UberSaur goes to 2,500+ Lifetime Trips today!!

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Dang bro... congrats.... i think. Hope Uber gives you a Pension at 5,000 rides ;)

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HOW MANY miles did U drive to make the $233? Take the mileage figure and times it by .57 cents and deduct that from the $233. Also deduct the cost of water and mints (u mentioned in a previous post U give passengers water and mints. for whatever insane reason). Sooner or later you'll need to figure out how much of the $233 goes to the IRS. Not making IRS payments? They will place a lean on u. Ruin your credit. You will need a new car soon, with no credit your Next car will be an $800 a month Prius from Uber. at that point, Congratulation, you're officially a slave fast tracking to mom and dad's basement (if you're not already there). just saying
Hahaha.. that's some funny shit. But seriously.. take a midol, princess. (it's actually $0.54/mile in 2016)

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Uranium is real?
Yes, but you must first check for Klingons on Uranus to qualify.

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