UBER'S RESPONSE, SOMEWHAT OWNING UP TO EPIC FAIL:
Today during the Pope's visit, demand was much lower than anticipated.
We appreciate you letting us know in advance that you planned to drive, and we understand your time is valuable.
We apologize for any idle time you may have spent on the road.
Instead of driving tomorrow morning, we recommend driving tomorrow night or this weekend, when demand will likely be much greater.
Today during the Pope's visit, demand was much lower than anticipated.
We appreciate you letting us know in advance that you planned to drive, and we understand your time is valuable.
We apologize for any idle time you may have spent on the road.
Instead of driving tomorrow morning, we recommend driving tomorrow night or this weekend, when demand will likely be much greater.