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Travis says to a scientist, "Everybody knows the world stands on the backs of Uber drivers."
Scientist, "But then what do the Uber drivers stand on?"
Travis, "Nice try, but it's Uber drivers all the way down."

Uber passenger, "Do you smoke after Ubering?"
Uber driver, "I don't know. I've never looked."

What do you call a dead Uber driver floating in a pool?
"Bob"

Knock. Knock.
Uber driver, "Who's there?"
Pax, "Uber."
Uber driver, "Uber gruppenfuhrer?"
Pax, "Ja. Update your app. Next week we take over the world. Surges for everyone!"
 

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Travis says to a scientist, "Everybody knows the world stands on the backs of Uber drivers."
Scientist, "But then what do the Uber drivers stand on?"
Travis, "Nice try, but it's Uber drivers all the way down."

Uber passenger, "Do you smoke after Ubering?"
Uber driver, "I don't know. I've never looked."

What do you call a dead Uber driver floating in a pool?
"Bob"

Knock. Knock.
Uber driver, "Who's there?"
Pax, "Uber."
Uber driver, "Uber gruppenfuhrer?"
Pax, "Ja. Update your app. Next week we take over the world. Surges for everyone!"
Ouch...
 

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Who was my best pax? This chick.
Eyelash Flash photography Jaw Layered hair Step cutting
 

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I hear in 2018 an Uber swimsuit calendar is coming out. Uber girls Gone wild. Mainly gonna feature women from IT department. I'm gonna put calendar up in my Uber so clients will give me 5 stars for having calendar so convenient.
 

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Travis says to a scientist, "Everybody knows the world stands on the backs of Uber drivers."
Scientist, "But then what do the Uber drivers stand on?"
Travis, "Nice try, but it's Uber drivers all the way down."

Uber passenger, "Do you smoke after Ubering?"
Uber driver, "I don't know. I've never looked."

What do you call a dead Uber driver floating in a pool?
"Bob"

Knock. Knock.
Uber driver, "Who's there?"
Pax, "Uber."
Uber driver, "Uber gruppenfuhrer?"
Pax, "Ja. Update your app. Next week we take over the world. Surges for everyone!"
Wanna hear a joke? ....

Uber.
 

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Now that is truly a, JOKE.
Thank you thank you..lol you know it took me two days to leave a post for this thread everything else I was thinking of sounded corny as hell..until I thought of this ish...yes pool is a joke man. It's like government assisted ubering they should allow EBT cards for adding funds to ride pool only...

FYI: nothing wrong with gov. Assistance or EBT..
 
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