[fubermotion]

Travis won't be allowed to ring the bell. Dara will watch his new fortune quickly drain away. Softbank and the Saudis are gonna be pissed. Will anyone off themselves tomorrow night?

Only a few short hours until we find out and we all get to say I told you so

 

[LoveBC]

I’ll buy at $2.40 per share.

 

[The Minority of Venice]

Bunch of psychopaths and sociopaths are about to become billionares over night. Then they can slowly drain the funds until it is time to sell it all in another 10 years. Uber is true scam artists.

 

[fubermotion]

Any confirmed reports of suicides yet?

 

[somedriverguy]

Their brains all committed suicide years ago. Just waiting for the stock price to catch up.

 

[fubermotion]

Hey Uber and Lyft: Isn't it satisfying to watch your drivers dancing on your graves?

 

[uberer2016]

Any confirmed reports of suicides yet?

Not yet but they're probably getting ready though. Those execs are buying guns and ropes in preparation for when price hits $2.62. Or if they can't afford to buy those, they could just jump off a building just like how many Americans did during the 1929 crash.

I didn't know Dara was such a comedian until he compared Uber to Amazon. :laugh:

 

[Graham Wellington]

No IPO bump during the peak of the stock market. All the noise got analysts to look closely at this one. All the blunders along the way didn't help. Down 7.5%

 

[New2This]

Said ir before but has there ever been a company where the 'employees' (I know we're not but close enough for my example) were actively rooting for the stock to plummet and the company to fail?

 

[yomomma]

Hey Uber and Lyft: Isn't it satisfying to watch your drivers dancing on your graves?

Executives and VC funds will be out and very rich. We were just used.