Many of you may not know, but when you downloaded the uber app, you have agree to let uber's house trained fairy to live in your phone, probably in the battery compartment. These are tiny elf like creatures with small flappy wings that rains glitters when they fly, but now, the have one purpose, which is to match you with passengers when you turn on the partner app. So the next time they gave you a pick up that is 30 mins away, or try to get you out of the surge sea, please remember that the fairies worked very hard but they might not be the best at what they are doing. When you think uber is mistreating you, please remember the fairies have it worse them you.
Whisena
Well, it is the a.i. program at work listening for key words and cue phrases. I bet everything we do is recorded to a cloud for 30 days, then when there are no issues they erase and start over. Front viewing cam? Why not? Interior cam? But of course! All clearly defined and agreed upon in the TOS.
At the end of every night I stuff my smart phone in a wool sock, wrap it in three newspapers, cram it one of those big Chock Full of Nuts coffee cans, and bury it in the backyard in differeing, yet strategic, places as a suveillance avoidsnce tactic until morning.
I'm not gonna be one of their pod people in their little virtual martix, nosireee!!!!
At the end of every night I stuff my smart phone in a wool sock, wrap it in three newspapers, cram it one of those big Chock Full of Nuts coffee cans, and bury it in the backyard in differeing, yet strategic, places as a suveillance avoidsnce tactic until morning.
I'm not gonna be one of their pod people in their little virtual martix, nosireee!!!!
Immediately submerge your phone in the pigpen urinal.
That will rid your phone of those pesky uber fairies
That will rid your phone of those pesky uber fairies
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