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I can imagine the litany of complaints from the fax (Fuber food customers?) - food's cold, no napkins, forgot the sauce, missing the coleslaw, you're late, and on and on. The pickups have problem potential as well - what happens when we get to The Fried Dolphin and the order for "Bennie the Fax" over in Vacation Beach is not ready - $5 no-show? 17¢ per minute waiting time? What about the inevitable spillage and we get a trunkload of diet Pepsi and Kimchi from Seoul on the Seashore? Imaging the parking situation - feeding the $2 minimum meters at every stop. I can just see the TLC driver, fresh from a slapdash sponge bath at the Monmouth Rest Area, turning up in the big SUV at the fax summer rental and the fax hoping the stink is only eelgrass. In my never to be humble opinion, this is the perfect gig for the vast army of mindless mouthbreathing refugees from Jersey rates. Ants LOVE a picnic!
 

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Very short on details but I can see this as a decent filler. My 1st Uber Black ride in 2014 was a guy who just wanted me to bring him 2 packs of cigarettes - I bought ‘em - 3 mile ride to his house - gave me $40 for $16 worth of cigarettes and the Uber Black ride was $28.

It looks like they give you some kind of big cooler to deliver the food in.
 

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I'd be dipped in shit before I do Uber eats on the shore or anywhere else.
It's bad enough I'm driving people around in my car I sure as hell ain't going to be delivering food for no tip.
Better be careful with what you are asking for Lepke. There are a few posters on the forum that would gladly dip you in shyt from the looks of things lately <grin>
 

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Apparently I don't have the ability to see them.
We (meaning all posters on the NJ Forum) should start a hall of fame thread where we put all of our "ignores" in a list and see who places in 1st 2nd and 3rd place. I'm sure I will be a contender for one of those spots. We can get a fair moderator like Brian to be the judge, cause I know I would be campaigning extra hard to get the top spot <grin>
 
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