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Fuber has a Algorithm that feeds all the New Baby Ants the most Sweet & Nutritious morsels of Sugar ensuring their survival at such fragil stage

5 months later they are trown in to the real world of slow Sugar unwind
This takes another 5 months or so

Then it's 2 months of Sugar Life Line
Hopping it can develop its survival skills

At 1 year old the Ant is completely on its own
With the responsibility to re-pay all its debt

Because Fuber knows it's a crazy world out there it will lay its Eggs by the millions knowing if only 4 % Make it to actual full adult life the cycle will be perpetual

The 4 % now worker ants will bank roll the whole cycle
 

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Can't no longer be denied

Fuber has a Algorithm that feeds all the New Baby Ants the most Sweet & Nutritious morsels of Sugar ensuring their survival at such fragil stage

5 months later they are trown in to the real world of slow Sugar unwind
This takes another 5 months or so

Then it's 2 months of Sugar Life Line
Hopping it can develop its survival skills

At 1 year old the Ant is completely on its own
With the responsibility to re-pay all its debt

Because Fuber knows it's a crazy world out there it will lay its Eggs by the millions knowing if only 4 % Make it to actual full adult life the cycle will be perpetual

The 4 % now worker ants will bank roll the whole cycle
Its getting more and more difficult man. Gas price increases, business license needed and other shitsss, but pay rate keep decreasing. Uver has been paying us at lease .2x less on each ride. Its not what they charge riders more, its actually the surge that was supposed to be on. For example, if the surge is 2x, then Uver will say 1.8x or less but actually charging riders 2x. Dont know if I am able to make it into the 5th year.
 

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Its getting more and more difficult man. Gas price increases, business license needed and other shitsss, but pay rate keep decreasing. Uver has been paying us at lease .2x less on each ride. Its not what they charge riders more, its actually the surge that was supposed to be on. For example, if the surge is 2x, then Uver will say 1.8x or less but actually charging riders 2x. Dont know if I am able to make it into the 5th year.
Wait till I post the "Ant End Of Row "story
 

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Of course......

If anybodys first Uber day netted $5/hour it would be their last Uber day.......

The first fact you experience you believe to be true....... If you have a good day and 10 bad ones........That good day has a stronger position in your mind then the 10 bad days because it was first.....
Newborn baby ants will still have promotion to complete.
After promotion is completed, if you still make less than min wage, not worth driving :)
 

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Of course......

If anybodys first Uber day netted $5/hour it would be their last Uber day.......

The first fact you experience you believe to be true....... If you have a good day and 10 bad ones........That good day has a stronger position in your mind then the 10 bad days because it was first.....
Getoutofmycar is highly educated!!!
 

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Newborn baby ants will still have promotion to complete.
After promotion is completed, if you still make less than min wage, not worth driving :)
Veterans have crappy promotion too. Except we dont fall into their lies and traps. Doing Uver is like fighting a war, requires both physical and mental strengths. I am grateful to be trained in that way. I love the Army!

He lived long enough to tell a tale, that's all
At least he is honest ane actually utilize his brains to think. Many drivers and Uver CSR use their assessss instead.
 

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Veterans have crappy promotion too. Except we dont fall into their lies and traps. Doing Uver is like fighting a war, requires both physical and mental strengths. I am grateful to be trained in that way. I love the Army!

At least he is honest ane actually utilize his brains to think. Many drivers and Uver CSR use their assessss instead.
Your b is not working?
 

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Can't no longer be denied

Fuber has a Algorithm that feeds all the New Baby Ants the most Sweet & Nutritious morsels of Sugar ensuring their survival at such fragil stage

5 months later they are trown in to the real world of slow Sugar unwind
This takes another 5 months or so

Then it's 2 months of Sugar Life Line
Hopping it can develop its survival skills

At 1 year old the Ant is completely on its own
With the responsibility to re-pay all its debt

Because Fuber knows it's a crazy world out there it will lay its Eggs by the millions knowing if only 4 % Make it to actual full adult life the cycle will be perpetual

The 4 % now worker ants will bank roll the whole cycle
National Geographic special on Uber drivers?:eek:
 

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Getoutofmycar is highly educated!!!
Of course......

If anybodys first Uber day netted $5/hour it would be their last Uber day.......

The first fact you experience you believe to be true....... If you have a good day and 10 bad ones........That good day has a stronger position in your mind then the 10 bad days because it was first.....

He even published a book.
you can purchase the book $29.99 at Amazon.com
 

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Can't no longer be denied

Fuber has a Algorithm that feeds all the New Baby Ants the most Sweet & Nutritious morsels of Sugar ensuring their survival at such fragil stage

5 months later they are trown in to the real world of slow Sugar unwind
This takes another 5 months or so

Then it's 2 months of Sugar Life Line
Hopping it can develop its survival skills

At 1 year old the Ant is completely on its own
With the responsibility to re-pay all its debt

Because Fuber knows it's a crazy world out there it will lay its Eggs by the millions knowing if only 4 % Make it to actual full adult life the cycle will be perpetual

The 4 % now worker ants will bank roll the whole cycle
This is the oldest Trick in the book.
Cab and limo companies have been doing this for 100 years.
You get the new fish, you make sure his first 15 to 30 waybills are fat.

Then you gently roll him off into general population and make sure he's available to take Mrs McIllicuddy to her bunion surgery for $5.75 no tip.
"And Dougie, could you hang around that zone for a while? She's gonna need a ride back..."
 

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This is the oldest Trick in the book.
Cab and limo companies have been doing this for 100 years.
You get the new fish, you make sure his first 15 to 30 waybills are fat.

Then you gently roll him off into general population and make sure he's available to take Mrs McIllicuddy to her bunion surgery for $5.75 no tip.
"And Dougie, could you hang around that zone for a while? She's gonna need a ride back..."
Yeah notice Fuber mimics all the old school tricks in a worst way
We knew there was no revolution here
 

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Of course......

If anybodys first Uber day netted $5/hour it would be their last Uber day.......

The first fact you experience you believe to be true....... If you have a good day and 10 bad ones........That good day has a stronger position in your mind then the 10 bad days because it was first.....
So true. It's like playing scratchers, you win a couple hundred and end up spending thousands trying to relive the moment.
 
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