- Breaking News!
Former CEO Travis Kalanick sold his remaining shares valued at $2.5 billion and rebought enough shares to retake control of Uber and sent a letter to the board informing them they've all been fired!
Travis has also informed programmers he intends to remove tipping option for drivers and implementing a min 98% acceptance rate or termination push notification will appear on the drivers side app and you will no longer be able to log on.
He also intends a requirement that all UberBlack drivers must accept UberX requests including UberSUV.
Drivers will also be terminated for filing a complaint against riders for various reasons including being excessively late or body oder.
Drivers will also start seeing 30+ minute requests distances. The app will automatically start accepting trips. Two cancellations within a 48 hour period will result in a ban.
Drivers will also be required to help with clients needs while on trips including loading and unloading packages, groceries, kids, firearms, and drugs & drug paraphernalia.
Children without car seats are now allowed to sit on laps and pets are allowed to take over the drivers seat if vehicle has auto-pilot mode.
Insurance deductible has gone up to $3,800 per accidnet claim and all drivers are required to pass heartbeat doctor examination. Drivers without heartbeats will still be able to drive with a doctors note.
Drivers with extensive criminal background history may apply to the espionage division.
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