[Lidman]

Thank god for gas stations, dunkin donuts. wooded areas. etc.

 

[UberXTampa]

For some reason the voice in my head has been sounding this thread all in very heavy British accent. especially the "poo" word.

 

[momo]

Do you ever worry about getting dookie outside the bag?

Momo never misses. Only one time the bag split.

 

[momo]

For some reason the voice in my head has been sounding this thread all in very heavy British accent. especially the "poo" word.

In my country Romania we call a poo a rahat.

 

[suewho]

Honestly momo, you're a ****ing twit. You shit in your car? Like wtf?

 

[suewho]

Thats f- ing disgusting. Dont tell me this is the new standard of uber drivers........ travis would be so proud....... " i shit in my own car, so i dont miss a ping" ...... yayyyyyy

 

[momo]

Thats f- ing disgusting. Dont tell me this is the new standard of uber drivers........ travis would be so proud....... " i shit in my own car, so i dont miss a ping" ...... yayyyyyy

It not hurt anyone. If I could stop with no fine I would. I also need to work for my family. A rahat cost my family £5 a stop in time. I am a businessman.

Is this not normal in USA or London?

 

[suewho]

Newsflash .... you're not a business man...im hoping you use paper at least.....gaaahhhh

 

[momo]

Newsflash .... you're not a business man...im hoping you use paper at least.....gaaahhhh

I am self employed business man of London. Uber work for me. I choose.

I wipe. I no animal!

 

[suewho]

Oooooookkkkay

 

[momo]

Oooooookkkkay

Why you got picture of a fat lazy ferret? We are all tigers killing the taxi trade. Not lazy ferrets.

 

[Long time Nyc cab driver]

For some reason the voice in my head has been sounding this thread all in very heavy British accent. especially the "poo" word.

I've picked up English people in my cab, I told them ironically we speak the same language, but I can't understand a word you say.
I guess the low class English speak like that.

 

[Long time Nyc cab driver]

Thats f- ing disgusting. Dont tell me this is the new standard of uber drivers........ travis would be so proud....... " i shit in my own car, so i dont miss a ping" ...... yayyyyyy

Yea, I live in my car, eat, piss and shit in it. Travis loves me.
I worked with this ****ing crazy cab driver, he literally lived in his cab with his girlfriend, kept all his stuff in the trunk. He said the summer was worse than the winter. He looked like an alcoholic, he was actually a really nice guy, funny too.

Also a Canadian guy lived in his cab, one day it was cold as hell, so they said go out and see if he's still alive, lol. Nobody wanted to go and find out.

 

[Baron VonStudley]

In soviet union we don't shit in car, UBER shits on US. I love thees country

 

[Milesy]

Try wearing these Momo loool

 

[suewho]

Gawd Milesy, now you're just encouraging him, lolololol

 

[Mark Strobel]

These kits work great! Condom catheter with Leg Bag Kit, they come in different sizes. My other Uber friends and I have been using for several months. Saves on valuable time and easy to use. LOOK this up on Amazon copy and paste: Complete Kit Urinary Incontinence One-Week, 7-Condom Catheters Self-Seal External 29mm (Medium), + Premium Leg Bag 1000ml Tubing, Straps & Fast and Easy Draining

 

[empresstabitha]

Working London there is no where to pull up without getting a ticket. I even had to dump in a Tesco bag the other week. Hid the log under the passenger seat until I lobbed it out. Blamed the bad sewers whenever people asked what the smell was! Lol!

 

[Gobolts04]

No where to go in Cleveland either. Ohio law requires gas stations to have restrooms, but not a single one in Cleveland complies! Fast food restaurants close their lobbies by 10 pm. You have to wander into a bar or leave the city to get a restroom after that. I hit the 24 hour grocery store that's in the next city.

What happened to the river? It was common knowledge in Pittsburgh where I grew up that Cleveland didn't have indoor plumbing and everyone just shat and pi$$ed in the river..lol

 

[KK2929]

I try Gatorade last night but it the same size as coke bottle here. I wee over my hands instead! Lol!

I asked my passengers all night if they know of a big bottle in the UK. What is washing conditioner? I thought hair wash was tiny.

I can state with complete certainty , momo, I am extremely grateful that you do not drive in my area !!!