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I hope this is just a bad joke or bad sarcasm. You don't need to go to the toilet in your car - there are plenty of public bathrooms anywhere.
Not in London! I can't stop. Toilets here you pay 50p to use! That is a big expense. I only wee in the Prius and only once poo in it. I'm not an animal. I usually poo in the woods.
 

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Help plz bros!

Working 18 hour days I struggle to hold on to a pee for that long.

Tried peeing into a coffee cup but only a grande size holds my wee. I overflowed on them petite cup all down my new Primarks! Lol!

I find milk and coke bottles don't fit my willy width. Don't want a customer to get with one of those stuck. Might not get my 5 stars man!

What can I do? Is there a bottle that fits all out there?
I pee Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings. I drop a Cleveland steamer twice a week if the mood strikes me.
 

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Not in London! I can't stop. Toilets here you pay 50p to use! That is a big expense. I only wee in the Prius and only once poo in it. I'm not an animal. I usually poo in the woods.
Good God! I could never relieve myself in my vehicle. Eew! I find a fast food restaurant, McDonalds, Burger King etc, if they don't have a parking lot I take a chance on street parking. I once was downtown Raleigh, where street parking is very limited and being in a state of desperation I pulled up to the downtown Marriott, told them I was Uber and picking up a package, did my thing and drove off. No questions. Bears shit in the woods, not me!
 

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Pop the bonnet of your car. That bottle that holds the liquid to clean the wind screen generally holds a couple of litres. Kill two birds with one stone. Bladder empty, wind screen clean :)
POST # 25/@anOzzieUber : That is TOO

Funny! I have to ask though... any PAX/
family/friends ask you why does your
Ride smell uh... er... So MUSKY?
 

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Momo had a major problem. A passenger left a kebab in the foot well which I had. It was very hot not like from home. I was sick in my tesco bag but it has holes in. Now I have sick and wee all over my trousers lol!

How you get sick out? Fabreez not hiding smell now.
 

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I make my stops at Wawa...they are all over Virginia Beach...but Norfolk they're along the east side of the city with all the pickups on the west side. So if I have to, I stop at the house, keep the app going and run in for a ten minute 'hi and bye'.

Once, I was out in the boonies of Chesapeake and couldn't hold any longer and let it go in a church parking lot.
 

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It's a troll thread made by a troll and primarily responded back to by trolls
? I no understand. In Romania a troll like monster. I no monster.

This is all very sad. I come on this web page to talk to people of work. I find English hard. Sorry.

Do you speak Romanian? As vrea sa intalnesc ceilalți șoferi colegi Uber ! Vă rugăm să contactați -mă !
 

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It's a troll thread made by a troll and primarily responded back to by trolls
Saw that there was a last response by DenverDiane and figured I will check out the Advice threads to see who she is *****ing about and a possible Ignore feature will be used by her. She didn't disappoint. Going after the whole lot of those who responded. Many had fun with the thread but I guess DenverDiane is here for all serious stuff, kissing UBerER's ass and putting people on ignore. Such a lovely lady I am sure.
 
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Help plz bros!

Working 18 hour days I struggle to hold on to a pee for that long.

Tried peeing into a coffee cup but only a grande size holds my wee. I overflowed on them petite cup all down my new Primarks! Lol!

I find milk and coke bottles don't fit my willy width. Don't want a customer to get with one of those stuck. Might not get my 5 stars man!

What can I do? Is there a bottle that fits all out there?
You really are a MOMO

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MOMO
 

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Help plz bros!

Working 18 hour days I struggle to hold on to a pee for that long.

Tried peeing into a coffee cup but only a grande size holds my wee. I overflowed on them petite cup all down my new Primarks! Lol!

I find milk and coke bottles don't fit my willy width. Don't want a customer to get with one of those stuck. Might not get my 5 stars man!

What can I do? Is there a bottle that fits all out there?
Ask your Mommy!
 

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No where to go in Cleveland either. Ohio law requires gas stations to have restrooms, but not a single one in Cleveland complies! Fast food restaurants close their lobbies by 10 pm. You have to wander into a bar or leave the city to get a restroom after that. I hit the 24 hour grocery store that's in the next city.
No Denny's? Waffle House etc?
 
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