Toilet issues

momo said:

Help plz bros!

Working 18 hour days I struggle to hold on to a pee for that long.

Tried peeing into a coffee cup but only a grande size holds my wee. I overflowed on them petite cup all down my new Primarks! Lol!

I find milk and coke bottles don't fit my willy width. Don't want a customer to get with one of those stuck. Might not get my 5 stars man!

What can I do? Is there a bottle that fits all out there?

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You really are a MOMO

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MOMO

UberXTampa said:

For some reason the voice in my head has been sounding this thread all in very heavy British accent. especially the "poo" word.

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I've picked up English people in my cab, I told them ironically we speak the same language, but I can't understand a word you say.
I guess the low class English speak like that.

suewho said:

Thats f- ing disgusting. Dont tell me this is the new standard of uber drivers........ travis would be so proud....... " i shit in my own car, so i dont miss a ping" ...... yayyyyyy

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Yea, I live in my car, eat, piss and shit in it. Travis loves me.
I worked with this ****ing crazy cab driver, he literally lived in his cab with his girlfriend, kept all his stuff in the trunk. He said the summer was worse than the winter. He looked like an alcoholic, he was actually a really nice guy, funny too.

Also a Canadian guy lived in his cab, one day it was cold as hell, so they said go out and see if he's still alive, lol. Nobody wanted to go and find out.