[momo]

Help plz bros!

Working 18 hour days I struggle to hold on to a pee for that long.

Tried peeing into a coffee cup but only a grande size holds my wee. I overflowed on them petite cup all down my new Primarks! Lol!

I find milk and coke bottles don't fit my willy width. Don't want a customer to get with one of those stuck. Might not get my 5 stars man!

What can I do? Is there a bottle that fits all out there?

 

[Backdash]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000NV878S/?tag=ubne0c-20
For emergencies only
and this:
When you see a place to piss go piss whether you have the urge or not.

 

[momo]

Working London there is no where to pull up without getting a ticket. I even had to dump in a Tesco bag the other week. Hid the log under the passenger seat until I lobbed it out. Blamed the bad sewers whenever people asked what the smell was! Lol!

 

[sinbad]

Momo its a prob,i use Oak taxi toilet if emergency but u gotta be quick-one dem ****s thru water over door or same at suffolk st but some **** thru watet dere too

 

[momo]

I throw my tesco bag at them for that. Hate them clowns. Just because they got the knowledge they think they no london. I been in UK for months now and no where Harrods is. Jokers.

I love nicking there work. Lol!

 

[Disgusted Driver]

Ali G is in the house! Respect.

 

[Goober]

lol...the sewers huh? your car smells like piss...

 

[momo]

Lol only when I had the poo on board. Poo gone now so all smells good.

 

[Goober]

I got chased out of an alley taking a piss a few months ago

 

[Tim In Cleveland]

No where to go in Cleveland either. Ohio law requires gas stations to have restrooms, but not a single one in Cleveland complies! Fast food restaurants close their lobbies by 10 pm. You have to wander into a bar or leave the city to get a restroom after that. I hit the 24 hour grocery store that's in the next city.

 

[DrJeecheroo]

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Thank god for 24 hr gas stations,minimarts.

 

[Uber_X70]

Hotels / Hospitals

 

[momo]

#1. I believe Uber restricts their drivers to a 12 hour day
#2. For that reason alone I think your post is a troll or just BS
#3. If you can't figure out how /where to pee then you have other issues.

I don't just work for Uber. Loads of apps to sign up to and work round Uber. Also when late I just pick people off the street! Lol! just got to keep working bro. My family in Romania need the money. We all heard about Uber and had to come to UK.

 

[XavierKnight]

Gatorade Bottle.. nuff said

 

[Casuale Haberdasher]

#1. I believe Uber restricts their drivers to a 12 hour day
#2. For that reason alone I think your post is a troll or just BS
#3. If you can't figure out how /where to pee then you have other issues.

POST # 11/ @DenverDiane: These three

Drivers @Backdash, @momo and
@sinbad are mistakenly thinking
that they are in the London, England SubForum...SOMEHOW!

P....L....E....A....S....E
Use Conversation Feature to PM your
London colleagues. NO ONE wants to
know that your "Willy" won't fit into
the neck of a Coca-Cola bottle.

As for stashing a Grocery-Bagged Dump
under your seat until you Fling it out
the Window... WAAAAY TOO MUCH
INFORMATION!

 

[Casuale Haberdasher]

I don't just work for Uber. Loads of apps to sign up to and work round Uber. Also when late I just pick people off the street! Lol! just got to keep working bro. My family in Romania need the money. We all heard about Uber and had to come to UK.

POST # 14 / @momo: I'm sure that MANY OF

YOU thought that I was being Hyperbolic
when I joked about #[F]Uber-Hooptie and
its Attendent Ills/Communicable Diseases.

Well, I guess we have First Hand Evidence
that the "S••t has Hit the ...Floor!

 

[biozon]

momo
I hope this is just a bad joke or bad sarcasm. You don't need to go to the toilet in your car - there are plenty of public bathrooms anywhere.

 

[UberTaxPro]

someone on here gave me this a while back https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/flush-toilet-finder-public/id955254528?mt=8

 

[bilyvh]

Yeah, Gatorade bottle or Vitamin Water bottles are pretty convenient to piss in.

 

[momo]

I try Gatorade last night but it the same size as coke bottle here. I wee over my hands instead! Lol!

I asked my passengers all night if they know of a big bottle in the UK. What is washing conditioner? I thought hair wash was tiny.