[ninja warrior]

Hello and welcome. I am here to assist all of you new drivers, the ones with the U glow light, in making money like you've never seen before. I will offer tutorials which will vary from strategy, hot areas, decision making, peeing,routing and more. I will give you insider scoop like no other instructor has ever given you before. I am also planning on offering physical classes by driving around, you and 3 other newbies in my top of the line 2010 Toyota Camry. We will discuss traffic, best areas for long distance trips, the radio, the best halal food and much more. The class will cost $400. You can split it by bringing with you 3 other people. Why am I more qualified than any other tutor out there? See for yourself, as I'm the only one who has posted extensive earning stubs and not photoshopped pictures like many others.
https://uberpeople.net/threads/quit-uber-this-week-posted-pay-stubs.63847/

By the end of the day you'll be making upto $2.5k/week!!

 

[ubershiza]

I'm confused do I take your course or mighty mouths? What do I get when I complete the course?

 

[ninja warrior]

I'm confused do I take your corse or mighty mouths? What do I get when I complete the corse?

I'm offering more services. I even provide training on how to pee through hoops. You will receive a Mont Blanc* pen when you finish the course.

* pen may or may not be a replica. Conditions applied.

 

[ubershiza]

What about a certificate of completion and letter of recommendation? Sounds like U are offering a lot more than mighty mouth. So for $ 400 we drive around in your cab I mean car all day. Right.

 

[ninja warrior]

What about a certificate of completion and letter of recommendation? Sounds like U are offering a lot more than mighty mouth. So for $ 400 we drive around in your cab I mean car all day. Right.

I will personally recommend you to anyone to whom you'd want to be recommended. For $10 extra I will offer a laminated, star-sticker riddled completion certificate with your name on it in 3 different languages. Yes, we will drive around all day in my personal vehicle, surveying the city like a bunch of fresh-off-the-boat immigrants.

*conditions apply
The recommendation is limited to McDonald's and other minimum wage jobs of its kind.
A recommendation does not equate to a job.

 

[Dannyyellowcab]

Hello and welcome. I am here to assist all of you new drivers, the ones with the U glow light, in making money like you've never seen before. I will offer tutorials which will vary from strategy, hot areas, decision making, peeing,routing and more. I will give you insider scoop like no other instructor has ever given you before. I am also planning on offering physical classes by driving around, you and 3 other newbies in my top of the line 2010 Toyota Camry. We will discuss traffic, best areas for long distance trips, the radio, the best halal food and much more. The class will cost $400. You can split it by bringing with you 3 other people. By the end of the day you'll be making upto $2.5k/week!!

Lol have mercy my brother for these poor uber drivers

 

[ninja warrior]

Lol have mercy my brother for these poor uber drivers

There is a need for competition in this market of uber tutors. I'm just doing my part Danny, and spreading the knowledge.

 

[ubershiza]

One last question. Does part of my tuition go to the poor uber drivers fund?

 

[Paco rabane]

Hello and welcome. I am here to assist all of you new drivers, the ones with the U glow light, in making money like you've never seen before. I will offer tutorials which will vary from strategy, hot areas, decision making, peeing,routing and more. I will give you insider scoop like no other instructor has ever given you before. I am also planning on offering physical classes by driving around, you and 3 other newbies in my top of the line 2010 Toyota Camry. We will discuss traffic, best areas for long distance trips, the radio, the best halal food and much more. The class will cost $400. You can split it by bringing with you 3 other people. By the end of the day you'll be making upto $2.5k/week!!

Man!
I thought mightymouth was the only one only one capable of doing this, and out of nowhere, here you come with a better package. He will be so freaking mad that you are gonna purge his clients lollllll

 

[ninja warrior]

One last question. Does part of my tuition go to the poor uber drivers fund?

You remembered! I will pay 4cents to the dollar for that noble cause. 1% goes to black goat fund.

 

[ninja warrior]

Man!
I thought mightymouth was the only one only one capable of doing this, and out of nowhere, here you come with a better package. He will be so freaking mad that you are gonna purge his clients lollllll

I am interested in entrepreneurship just like little Mikey. May the better product win.

 

[Paco rabane]

You remembered! I will pay 4cents to the dollar for that noble cause. 1% goes to black goat fund.

I am voting this the thread of the year.
lmao

 

[Uberman8263]

Hello and welcome. I am here to assist all of you new drivers, the ones with the U glow light, in making money like you've never seen before. I will offer tutorials which will vary from strategy, hot areas, decision making, peeing,routing and more. I will give you insider scoop like no other instructor has ever given you before. I am also planning on offering physical classes by driving around, you and 3 other newbies in my top of the line 2010 Toyota Camry. We will discuss traffic, best areas for long distance trips, the radio, the best halal food and much more. The class will cost $400. You can split it by bringing with you 3 other people. Why am I more qualified than any other tutor out there? See for yourself, as I'm the only one who has posted extensive earning stubs and not photoshopped pictures like many others.
https://uberpeople.net/threads/quit-uber-this-week-posted-pay-stubs.63847/

By the end of the day you'll be making upto $2.5k/week!!

Is your fee of $400. a deductible expense for income tax purposes? Can I get a government backed student loan? If I can only afford $100. would you be willing to give me a recording of your instructions? Finally if I fail to make $2.5k will you a least reimbuse a portion of my fee?

 

[Vanstaal]

Do you take easy payments methods?

 

[ninja warrior]

Is your fee of $400. a deductible expense for income tax purposes? Can I get a government backed student loan? If I can only afford $100. would you be willing to give me a recording of your instructions? Finally if I fail to make $2.5k will you a least reimbuse a portion of my fee?

Yes, as it will be classified as charity/education, it is completely tax deductible. We are waiting on govt accreditation for the acceptance of student loans, but we do accept foodstamps and Newport loosies. If you can only afford $100, we will put you on a wait list until we have enough money in the "poor uber drivers" fund, to pay for your tuition. Yes, of course we will refund your fees if it you don't make upto $2.5 k*.

*Conditions apply
All fees are non refundable.

 

[ninja warrior]

Do you take easy payments methods?

We currently accept cash, cashier's check, EBT card, old school food stamps, Newport loosies and on the weekends, weed.

 

[Vanstaal]

We currently accept cash, cashier's check, EBT card, old school food stamps, Newport loosies and on the weekends, weed.

Thank god you take food stamps!

 

[ubershiza]

There's no way mighty mouths service's can compete. You offer so many more payment options and the fact you offer instructions on how to pee through hoops just makes your total package complete.

 

[Vanstaal]

These services are very competitive but I heard some even go the extra mile and offer free hotel rooms!