[Timlee252525]

Someone please explain to me. Are they telling me without the surge I will only get $2 for a delivery?!? Uber is scamming!!!

 

[FL_Steve]

Yes. You would have only received $2 without the surge. But without the surge you never would have taken the offer, right? We don't know the mileage but a $2 offer is never profitable.

 

[jaxbeachrides]

We don't know the mileage but a $2 offer is never profitable.

Are you sure? If you did 100 orders you'd make $200.

 

[Timlee252525]

Yes. You would have only received $2 without the surge. But without the surge you never would have taken the offer, right? We don't know the mileage but a $2 offer is never profitable.

Definitely I wouldn’t! Here:

 

[Timlee252525]

Are you sure? If you did 100 orders you'd make $200.

I will let the next moronn take the order!

 

[Timlee252525]

Yes. You would have only received $2 without the surge. But without the surge you never would have taken the offer, right? We don't know the mileage but a $2 offer is never profitable.

Yes. You would have only received $2 without the surge. But without the surge you never would have taken the offer, right? We don't know the mileage but a $2 offer is never profitable.
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No I wouldn’t. Here

 

[_Tron_]

"Uber math". Spot on. Hopefully that won't catch on, the next thing we know they'll be teaching that in the schools.

 

[Mad_Jack_Flint]

Are you sure? If you did 100 orders you'd make $200.

Can you do that in a day while paying five dollars plus in gas?

No, so it ain’t profitable!!!

Well I guess someone could try but not enough meth could make it happen even if you mix coke and tar into it and dead vein it into you!

 

[Ms. Mercenary]

Can you do that in a day while paying five dollars plus in gas?

No, so it ain’t profitable!!!

Well I guess someone could try but not enough meth could make it happen even if you mix coke and tar into it and dead vein it into you!

What tipped you off? 😂

 

[ObeyTheNumbers]

Guess Uber wanted that delivery bad enough to surge it.

Touching people's food is risky.

What if someone spiked it then everyone blames the Uber driver.

If they want it that bad they can call an Uber and get it themselves.

$2? Must didn't have any newbie drivers around to exploit.

 

[W00dbutcher]

Im not clear what the complaint is on a 8/10 of a mile for $11.25 in less the 15 min.

 

[Mad_Jack_Flint]

What tipped you off? 😂

Maybe because I have tried it to see what would happen … Wait, are we discussing the two dollar orders or doing a speed ball?

( Don’t ask me how I know this stuff! )

Anyhoo, even at five dollars a pop you ain’t getting two bills in a day unless you work twelve hours and do four deliveries an hour and then of course you will make the two bills plus but again not enough meth or speed balls I tell ya!!!

 

[elelegido]

I will let the next moronn take the order!

 

[Judge and Jury]

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Ha Ha!

Satire?

 

[elelegido]

Ha Ha!

Satire?

Yes.

 

[Judge and Jury]

Yes.

Yes.

LOL.

Is that a rock or a magic 8 ball?

I could use one for hidden tip offers on DD.

 

[elelegido]

LOL.

Is that a rock or a magic 8 ball?

I could use one for hidden tip offers on DD.

It's a rock, but "Those in glass houses should not throw Magic 8 Balls" does sound better.

 

[Judge and Jury]

It's a rock, but "Those in glass houses should not throw Magic 8 Balls" does sound better.

I thought it had something to do with throwing stones at two dollar offers in the bush while in a glass house.

I probably stretched the definition of humor in this post,

But damn;

Both your animations were spot on, clever, and very funny.

 

[Atavar]

Are you sure? If you did 100 orders you'd make $200.

But you’d spend $300 doing it

 

[Uberdriver2710]