[UberCheese]

I ordered an uber to go just two miles. The car was just so nasty, had at least two spots on the floor and a crumb on the dash board.

So, I gave a traditional uber tip. It was "included."

When I was driving, my car never had such filth.

 

[Mista T]

A crumb on the dashboard? Gasp!!!!!!!!

 

[Eugene73]

U expect way too much

 

[Cableguynoe]

U expect way too much

Bad drivers make bad pax

 

[UberCheese]

Bad drivers make bad pax

I'm an E X C E L L E N T driver

A crumb on the dashboard? Gasp!!!!!!!!

Agreed! It was horrible

 

[Judy2017]

A crumb on the dashboard? Gasp!!!!!!!!

I would have called the crumb police!!!

 

[CHUMP CHANGE]

I ordered an uber to go just two miles. The car was just so nasty, had at least two spots on the floor and a crumb on the dash board.

So, I gave a traditional uber tip. It was "included."

When I was driving, my car never had such filth.

The driver is a hero for driving a raggady ash dirty car. UberX passengers have very high expectation for a chump change fare. Even a single roll of toilet paper has more value then cheap Uber fare now a days.

 

[IthurstwhenIP]

Thanks for the insightful post. It surely will help with my driving strategy and boosting my earnings! Another investment of time at UP Univ.

 

[Gone_in_60_seconds]

I ordered an uber to go just two miles. The car was just so nasty, had at least two spots on the floor and a crumb on the dash board.

So, I gave a traditional uber tip. It was "included."

When I was driving, my car never had such filth.

You should have brought a UV light, then you would have been able to see ALL the invisible stains in the cloth seats! LOL.

 

[Bpr2]

I would have called the crumb police!!!

Perhaps the crum-bulance

 

[Kodyhead]

I would have called the crumb police!!!

If it's more than bite size like a pizza crust, its gotta be the feds

The driver is a hero for driving a raggady ash dirty car. UberX passengers have very high expectation for a chump change fare. Even a single roll of toilet paper has more value then cheap Uber fare now a days.

Would it be cheaper if I share the toilet paper roll with a stranger? Perhaps like a hole between the stalls we can pass the tp back and forth too.

I am confident the hole wont be used for anything else

 

[Julescase]

A crumb on the dashboard? Gasp!!!!!!!!

I think OP is being funny - at least I hope so.

If not, "a crumb on the dashboard" just proves the Snowflakes are taking over the frigging world. Because that is quite hilarious. A "crumb" might be a tiny bug that just died and landed there, it could be something that flew inside when pax opened the door to get in, or Lord knows what else.

Thank God I'm not judged by OP if that's a real concern.

Alas, it's a Snowflake's world, and we all just live in it.

Thanks for the insightful post. It surely will help with my driving strategy and boosting my earnings! Another investment of time at UP Univ.

No crumbs!

Crucial rule to live by.

 

[NUBER-LE]

Just a troll.

 

[Rakos]

Saw a roach crawling on my dashboard...

Thank goodness I got that crumb...

Before the pax saw it...8>O

Rakos

 

[UberCheese]

Unless its store brand. You know, the type that causes extra time at the faucet

The driver is a hero for driving a raggady ash dirty car. UberX passengers have very high expectation for a chump change fare. Even a single roll of toilet paper has more value then cheap Uber fare now a days.

a bug? Roaches during an uber ride is grounds for a 1 star and a Facebook post.

I think OP is being funny - at least I hope so.

If not, "a crumb on the dashboard" just proves the Snowflakes are taking over the frigging world. Because that is quite hilarious. A "crumb" might be a tiny bug that just died and landed there, it could be something that flew inside when pax opened the door to get in, or Lord knows what else.

Thank God I'm not judged by OP if that's a real concern.

Alas, it's a Snowflake's world, and we all just live in it.

No crumbs!

Crucial rule to live by.

 

[macinmn]

how do you expect driver to be able to afford a clean floor on $2 gross prior to expenses?

 

[Kodyhead]

There's a few frogs somewhere in the car, cause I heard they eat roaches lol

 

[upyouruber]

I ordered an uber to go just two miles. The car was just so nasty, had at least two spots on the floor and a crumb on the dash board.

So, I gave a traditional uber tip. It was "included."

When I was driving, my car never had such filth.

 

[Cdub2k]

If it's more than bite size like a pizza crust, its gotta be the feds

Would it be cheaper if I share the toilet paper roll with a stranger? Perhaps like a hole between the stalls we can pass the tp back and forth too.

I am confident the hole wont be used for anything else

I must interject here because well... It brought back memories of my Marine Corps boot camp experience. Most of the times there were 2 Rolls of what my DI would call "S:;t" Paper for about 10 stalls. 1 Roll for each side about 5 stalls on each side. So yeah we passed it around.

 

[Kodyhead]

I must interject here because well... It brought back memories of my Marine Corps boot camp experience. Most of the times there were 2 Rolls of what my DI would call "S:;t" Paper for about 10 stalls. 1 Roll for each side about 5 stalls on each side. So yeah we passed it around.

how long ago did you serve? I wonder if they still do that kind of stuff which can be borderline hazing in the oversensitive day we live in now lol

College hazing, and greek life in general may come to an end at some universities