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Guy slopes out of an apartment off Wilshire, K-town, somewhere. He sits in the front. I start the trip. It's blank. "Where to?" I ask. He puts his fingers in his mouth and gives me a forlorn look. "Umm...where shall I go?"

Where shall you go? How about back in your house, you sad sack? You're so lonely and needy, you think I'm going to ride around with you just to make you feel better? I'm not your friend. Get the hell out of my car!
 

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Guy slopes out of an apartment off Wilshire, K-town, somewhere. He sits in the front. I start the trip. It's blank. "Where to?" I ask. He puts his fingers in his mouth and gives me a forlorn look. "Umm...where shall I go?"

Where shall you go? How about back in your house, you sad sack? You're so lonely and needy, you think I'm going to ride around with you just to make you feel better? I'm not your friend. Get the hell out of my car!
See the medals are clouding you thoughts, it's easy, let's go to Santa Barbara for lunch and then back home.
 

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Still, I don't blame you too much Lord S. Sometimes one just don't feel like wet nursing some pathetic schlub.
Well if it's a 2.0 or bigger surge you can call me XUberNurseMike
 

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LOL, yep, i would have been like, let me start this trip looks like you need an ear, then start driving to san francisco and back
State Route 101. Make sure to take the Cachuma Lake to Avenal bypass. Pistachio country is a nice area to reflect on one's hectic life in the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles.
 

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Guy slopes out of an apartment off Wilshire, K-town, somewhere. He sits in the front. I start the trip. It's blank. "Where to?" I ask. He puts his fingers in his mouth and gives me a forlorn look. "Umm...where shall I go?"

Where shall you go? How about back in your house, you sad sack? You're so lonely and needy, you think I'm going to ride around with you just to make you feel better? I'm not your friend. Get the hell out of my car!
Hi Lord, Did you kick him out or take him some place? If you drove him to a destination, where? One follow up if you drove him. How did the ride go?
 

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Guy slopes out of an apartment off Wilshire, K-town, somewhere. He sits in the front. I start the trip. It's blank. "Where to?" I ask. He puts his fingers in his mouth and gives me a forlorn look. "Umm...where shall I go?"

Where shall you go? How about back in your house, you sad sack? You're so lonely and needy, you think I'm going to ride around with you just to make you feel better? I'm not your friend. Get the hell out of my car!
Pro Tip -> Carry a bag of those long balloons in your glovebox. Usually when I get a sad sack in my car I will make them balloon animals and put on zesty salsa music. It turns that frown upside down!
 
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