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Picked up a couple from out of town, their destination was a restaurant that offered an okay sunset view. They started telling me that they just want to have a great sunset view with minimal distractions and asked me if I knew any place. I said sure, however it is not a restaurant it is a quite out of the way park.

The wife: Can you take us there? Sure it will be close time wise for the sunset.
The husband: I'll make it worth your time if it is a nice view, especially if you wait for us and then take us to the restaurant afterwards.
Me: No problem.

It has been slow as heck in my area so I figured I don't have much to lose. Got there just in time to walk down to the water for sunset. I left them off to themselves about 30 yards away and around some rocks and took some sunset photo while I was there.

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We were there 15 minutes and got some great sunset pictures. A nice view with the sailboat going through the sunset. As we walked back to my car he handed me a $100 bill and thanked me.

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Picked up a couple from out of town, their destination was a restaurant that offered an okay sunset view. They started telling me that they just want to have a great sunset view with minimal distractions and asked me if I knew any place. I said sure, however it is not a restaurant it is a quite out of the way park.

The wife: Can you take us there? Sure it will be close time wise for the sunset.
The husband: I'll make it worth your time if it is a nice view, especially if you wait for us and then take us to the restaurant afterwards.
Me: No problem.

It has been slow as heck in my area so I figured I don't have much to lose. Got there just in time to walk down to the water for sunset. I left them off to themselves about 30 yards away and around some rocks and took some sunset photo while I was there.

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We were there 15 minutes and got some great sunset pictures. A nice view with the sailboat going through the sunset. As we walked back to my car he handed me a $100 bill and thanked me.

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Reminds me of time I once returned an iPhone and the man thanked me and.gave me $50
 

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The title is misleading we all thought we were going to hear about the money shot. I’m going to make this right. About a month ago I picked up three college babes from a frat house and they were pretty drunk. It’s only a five minute drive to their sorority and one of them starts up with the hiccups. We all know what happens when drunk people get the hiccups it’s about to become a messy situation.

I’m trying to distract her a little bit and even give her some tips on how to get rid of the hiccups hoping we can just make it to the destination without any vomit. We are only two minutes away now but she grabs her T-shirt and starts pulling it up like she’s about to try to catch some thing from her mouth. She’s holding the shirt so tight and it’s just a thin flimsy cotton shirt.

She grips the shirt just a little tooooooo tight and I can honestly say it didn’t tear or rip it just sort of exploded. I haven’t seen anything like that since way back when Hulk Hogan was about to beat up somebody. I didn’t actually see it explode I did hear it and then I heard immediate panic set in from the backseat. She screams don’t turn around!

Well when somebody tells me that my immediate thought is they must’ve gotten sick in the car and they don’t want me to see it so of course I turn around. Now you wanna talk about money shots. The shirt is exploded and as luck would have it she’s not wearing a bra. I got the Minnesota twins in my backseat!

I turn my eyes forward at this point never to look back again because I’m a gentleman however the girl is completely shut down by the humiliation and her friends are laughing so hard now I have to worry about them throwing up. One of them somehow squeezes out a few words in between the mad cackling and she says you always do this, we can’t take you anywhere.

And the best part of the story is she scared away her own hiccups when she exploded her shirt so there was no vomit to clean up! Worst part of the story is I bought a dash cam weeks before this and was too lazy to install it at the time so I missed it. Could’ve made her famous!
 

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There is a house near me that has at least 30 peacocks, they have a couple albino ones as well. They are cool to look at however they are noisy as heck.
They are noisy. We pen 'em up on the ranch near the outside perimeter. They let us know if something isn't right during the dead of night.
 

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Picked up a couple from out of town, their destination was a restaurant that offered an okay sunset view. They started telling me that they just want to have a great sunset view with minimal distractions and asked me if I knew any place. I said sure, however it is not a restaurant it is a quite out of the way park.

The wife: Can you take us there? Sure it will be close time wise for the sunset.
The husband: I'll make it worth your time if it is a nice view, especially if you wait for us and then take us to the restaurant afterwards.
Me: No problem.

It has been slow as heck in my area so I figured I don't have much to lose. Got there just in time to walk down to the water for sunset. I left them off to themselves about 30 yards away and around some rocks and took some sunset photo while I was there.

View attachment 663207

We were there 15 minutes and got some great sunset pictures. A nice view with the sailboat going through the sunset. As we walked back to my car he handed me a $100 bill and thanked me.

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One of the Biggest things I miss from working & living in the Gulf of Mexico.
Beautiful sunrises & sunsets.
Getting paid to do it.
Only working half a year.
Getting 4 years pay to do it !

I used to go down on the " plus 10" by the waterline.
Smoke a cigarette in the dead of night.
Then have a damn Dolphin pop up & blow air right by me.
Scare the Hell out of me.
Dolphins are sneaky treacherous Bastards !
They enjoy sneaking up on Humans !
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Dolphins are Smart Asses.
 

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Nature is Wonderful.
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Picked up a couple from out of town, their destination was a restaurant that offered an okay sunset view. They started telling me that they just want to have a great sunset view with minimal distractions and asked me if I knew any place. I said sure, however it is not a restaurant it is a quite out of the way park.

The wife: Can you take us there? Sure it will be close time wise for the sunset.
The husband: I'll make it worth your time if it is a nice view, especially if you wait for us and then take us to the restaurant afterwards.
Me: No problem.

It has been slow as heck in my area so I figured I don't have much to lose. Got there just in time to walk down to the water for sunset. I left them off to themselves about 30 yards away and around some rocks and took some sunset photo while I was there.

View attachment 663207

We were there 15 minutes and got some great sunset pictures. A nice view with the sailboat going through the sunset. As we walked back to my car he handed me a $100 bill and thanked me.

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Nature is Wonderful.
Especially when no one else is around for at least 10 miles.
 

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Picked up a couple from out of town, their destination was a restaurant that offered an okay sunset view. They started telling me that they just want to have a great sunset view with minimal distractions and asked me if I knew any place. I said sure, however it is not a restaurant it is a quite out of the way park.

The wife: Can you take us there? Sure it will be close time wise for the sunset.
The husband: I'll make it worth your time if it is a nice view, especially if you wait for us and then take us to the restaurant afterwards.
Me: No problem.

It has been slow as heck in my area so I figured I don't have much to lose. Got there just in time to walk down to the water for sunset. I left them off to themselves about 30 yards away and around some rocks and took some sunset photo while I was there.

View attachment 663207

We were there 15 minutes and got some great sunset pictures. A nice view with the sailboat going through the sunset. As we walked back to my car he handed me a $100 bill and thanked me.

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Yuo
Yup, we all get lucky, now and then!
 
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