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I got a ping and it took me to the police station on butler. Some fat guy comes in with a duffel bag. Man, I can smell bacon a mile away.

So I says to him, get out my car. I didnt agree to authorize you in my car.

He said something about what was I talking about and he just needs a ride to simi valley.

I said, I know you cops give us Ubers tickets so get out my car! I then canceled on him FTW. Then that ahole slammed my door! Thanks, I avoided a ticked.
 

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I got a ping and it took me to the police station on butler. Some fat guy comes in with a duffel bag. Man, I can smell bacon a mile away.

So I says to him, get out my car. I didnt agree to authorize you in my car.

He said something about what was I talking about and he just needs a ride to simi valley.

I said, I know you cops give us Ubers tickets so get out my car! I then canceled on him FTW. Then that ahole slammed my door! Thanks, I avoided a ticked.
Sounds like you'll be on the list to GET a ticket now, more like.
 

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I got a ping and it took me to the police station on butler. Some fat guy comes in with a duffel bag. Man, I can smell bacon a mile away.

So I says to him, get out my car. I didnt agree to authorize you in my car.

He said something about what was I talking about and he just needs a ride to simi valley.

I said, I know you cops give us Ubers tickets so get out my car! I then canceled on him FTW. Then that ahole slammed my door! Thanks, I avoided a ticked.
Hmmm o_O So what sort of ticket did you avoid? What ticket did you think you were gonna get from him if he rode in your car? I've picked up an off duty LAPD cop and I had no problems. Just wondering why you were paranoid and thought that.
 

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Hauled a number of off-duty PD. Last one had his party on with his girlfriend and his best friend and his gf.

Cop guy sat in the front and I flat out asked him (he was cool like this) if an Uber/Lyft driver does some stupid thing that doesn't risk life or limb, but violates the law will he say something? I'm off duty, ain't my problem. Was his reply...
 

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Reminds me of the time I had a turkey club for lunch. I ordered it with extra bacon. It was all good. A bit salty but good none the less
 

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I got a ping and it took me to the police station on butler. Some fat guy comes in with a duffel bag. Man, I can smell bacon a mile away.

So I says to him, get out my car. I didnt agree to authorize you in my car.

He said something about what was I talking about and he just needs a ride to simi valley.

I said, I know you cops give us Ubers tickets so get out my car! I then canceled on him FTW. Then that ahole slammed my door! Thanks, I avoided a ticked.
Wow.

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I got a ping and it took me to the police station on butler. Some fat guy comes in with a duffel bag. Man, I can smell bacon a mile away.

So I says to him, get out my car. I didnt agree to authorize you in my car.

He said something about what was I talking about and he just needs a ride to simi valley.

I said, I know you cops give us Ubers tickets so get out my car! I then canceled on him FTW. Then that ahole slammed my door! Thanks, I avoided a ticked.
raise your right hand and repeat after me " I'm an idiot and I should never post again "

Thanks have a good day!
 
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