[GruveRecords]

This was a good one...

Was on my merry way to drop off some Sushi to some Rich Fatso's crib. While waiting to get into his gated community, guard tried calling him 3 times. He answers on the 3rd ring and I overhear "JUST LET HIM IN" CLICK..Could tell he was in a pleasant mood.

Upon arrival, I'm grabbing the food and stepping out of the car I hear that pleasant voice bellow from beneath the darkness "HELLO?!!"

Pretended I heard nothing and strolled to the door as I was pleasantly greeted with a "In the middle of the halftime show, REALLY??!"

Still said nothing, handed the food over and he says "Well, is it paid for?"

Me - "Just make sure to tip in the App."

He stumbled for a second like he didn't hear me..

I repeated - "I said you can tip me in the App"

Right then he throws up the "not guilty" hands and blamed his daughter for ordering the food.

I'm still laughing about this one though. How sad is your life that you are blaming the Uber guy for ruining your halftime show. Guess he couldn't get enough JT.

 

[Mikedamirault]

If I had that happen to me, I’d be like “Halftime show huh? Oh did you know there is this amazing new invention that’s like a VCR, but it has a hard drive instead of tape, and here’s the cool part, it’s built into your cable box, I think they call it a DVR... USE IT”

There’s no excuse when they can simply rewind

 

[Bpr2]

“Is it paid for?” What do you think this amount of food is worth? “Ummm 30-40$” that’s close enough. 35$