[poopy]

You will not see anybody post any realistic earnings that are profitable at $1 a mile. It's not possible. Two plus two is four, not ten.

But... but... I drive a Prius!

 

[poopy]

F all of you!

Lawrence, the Uber driver on the commercial, said I can 'earn $500 a day, it's up to me'!

Y'all are haters!

<3

 

[poopy]

...got to go chicken and waffles need a ride

The upside is,

When your heads blow,
You'll have chicken and waffles for the tow truck driver.

Yes, part of the Uber allure is meeting new and interesting people.

Uber-on, Professor profit.