[FarDriver]

So it's about 4am on a Friday night 2 weeks ago driving out near RDU and I get this ride request Carlos a gentleman from south america who made claims that he confuses english with Spanish and sometimes will start speaking 1 or the other by accidentally, so Carlos decides to sit upfront, no big deal I really dont care where you sit along as I'm getting paid forthe ride. So we get going anand start to have a fun conversation about the beauty of Brazilian women and languages etc when we arrive around a block from his destination as I turn a corner both hands on the wheel he decides to reach over and grab me by the groin and tries to get his hand within my inner thigh, I quickly grab his hand throw it off of me and tell him get out and suddenly he has this look of stupor on his face as to why he was rejected by the man talking about the beauty of Brazilian women sitting next to him... anyway just remember my story next time someone asks to sit upfront. Lyft said they banned him from the app but who knows

 

[Over/Uber]

So, which one is you in your thumbnail
pic?

 

[FarDriver]

So, which one is you in your thumbnail
pic?

I'm the guy... I'd kill someone who would try that on my girlfriend...

 

[Coachman]

I've had a couple pax who I wish had put their hand in my crotch. Didn't happen. I'm too much of a fraidy cat to grab a rider.

 

[Seamus]

So it's about 4am on a Friday night 2 weeks ago driving out near RDU and I get this ride request Carlos a gentleman from south america who made claims that he confuses english with Spanish and sometimes will start speaking 1 or the other by accidentally, so Carlos decides to sit upfront, no big deal I really dont care where you sit along as I'm getting paid forthe ride. So we get going anand start to have a fun conversation about the beauty of Brazilian women and languages etc when we arrive around a block from his destination as I turn a corner both hands on the wheel he decides to reach over and grab me by the groin and tries to get his hand within my inner thigh, I quickly grab his hand throw it off of me and tell him get out and suddenly he has this look of stupor on his face as to why he was rejected by the man talking about the beauty of Brazilian women sitting next to him... anyway just remember my story next time someone asks to sit upfront. Lyft said they banned him from the app but who knows

What were you wearing? You must have been unknowingly giving him some signals you are a "switch hitter"! I would suggest you stop wearing pink satin high ridin shorts with a purple tank top. Problem solved.

 

[TheDevilisaParttimer]

So it's about 4am on a Friday night 2 weeks ago driving out near RDU and I get this ride request Carlos a gentleman from south america who made claims that he confuses english with Spanish and sometimes will start speaking 1 or the other by accidentally, so Carlos decides to sit upfront, no big deal I really dont care where you sit along as I'm getting paid forthe ride. So we get going anand start to have a fun conversation about the beauty of Brazilian women and languages etc when we arrive around a block from his destination as I turn a corner both hands on the wheel he decides to reach over and grab me by the groin and tries to get his hand within my inner thigh, I quickly grab his hand throw it off of me and tell him get out and suddenly he has this look of stupor on his face as to why he was rejected by the man talking about the beauty of Brazilian women sitting next to him... anyway just remember my story next time someone asks to sit upfront. Lyft said they banned him from the app but who knows

Soooo....did he put a tip in your g-string? ?

 

[itendstonight]

So it's about 4am on a Friday night 2 weeks ago driving out near RDU and I get this ride request Carlos a gentleman from south america who made claims that he confuses english with Spanish and sometimes will start speaking 1 or the other by accidentally, so Carlos decides to sit upfront, no big deal I really dont care where you sit along as I'm getting paid forthe ride. So we get going anand start to have a fun conversation about the beauty of Brazilian women and languages etc when we arrive around a block from his destination as I turn a corner both hands on the wheel he decides to reach over and grab me by the groin and tries to get his hand within my inner thigh, I quickly grab his hand throw it off of me and tell him get out and suddenly he has this look of stupor on his face as to why he was rejected by the man talking about the beauty of Brazilian women sitting next to him... anyway just remember my story next time someone asks to sit upfront. Lyft said they banned him from the app but who knows

Oh he has been banned probably .. he now has a new perfect 5.00 account though!

 

[KD_LA]

...he confuses english with Spanish and sometimes will start speaking 1 or the other...

Apparently, Carlos confuses men and women too, and sometimes will start grabbing 1 or the other!

 

[Zaarc]

Was it Carlos Danger?

 

[rideshareapphero]

Ooh Carlos he's sweet but a psycho ?

 

[FarDriver]

What were you wearing? You must have been unknowingly giving him some signals you are a "switch hitter"! I would suggest you stop wearing pink satin high ridin shorts with a purple tank top. Problem solved.

Or maybe he was just a pervert? And I was wearing blue jeans and a striped black and white polo, and if talking about beautiful women is a trigger maybe I'm better off to shut up. Who knows.

 

[Zaarc]

Sheesh. Whats wrong with you. you totally had a chance to monetize this.

 

[nonononodrivethru]

So it's about 4am on a Friday night 2 weeks ago driving out near RDU and I get this ride request Carlos a gentleman from south america who made claims that he confuses english with Spanish and sometimes will start speaking 1 or the other by accidentally, so Carlos decides to sit upfront, no big deal I really dont care where you sit along as I'm getting paid forthe ride. So we get going anand start to have a fun conversation about the beauty of Brazilian women and languages etc when we arrive around a block from his destination as I turn a corner both hands on the wheel he decides to reach over and grab me by the groin and tries to get his hand within my inner thigh, I quickly grab his hand throw it off of me and tell him get out and suddenly he has this look of stupor on his face as to why he was rejected by the man talking about the beauty of Brazilian women sitting next to him... anyway just remember my story next time someone asks to sit upfront. Lyft said they banned him from the app but who knows

You lost me at 4AM Friday night.

 

[Pax Collector]

Were you driving a stick shift?

Sorry, old joke.