[Gung-Ho]

Business is booming. Demand is off the hook. I'll sacrifice a little of the plump fat surges if I can encourage some of the best and the brightest men and women uberx's to serve the ravenous public appetite for rides. Our rates are $1.90 + .25 per minute...pretty sweet! I'm calling on 40 or 50 enthusiastic go getters to come on down. Get yourselves a weekly rental take a little family vacation and while the kids are at the beach...Clean up with uber. Bar crowds galore and surges to wet your saliva glands like you've never seen. Who's a gamer?

 

[BostonTaxiDriver]

Really that lucrative and busy?

I'd think many on vacation down there with local Uber accounts would drive a few hours here and there, thus increasing competition. Why do you want more competition?

 

[LagosBoy]

No surges... Not even on July 4th weekend. It pays to drive during guarantee hour in the city than to be looking for a 'shark' on Beach Ave.

Business is booming. Demand is off the hook. I'll sacrifice a little of the plump fat surges if I can encourage some of the best and the brightest men and women uberx's to serve the ravenous public appetite for rides. Our rates are $1.90 + .25 per minute...pretty sweet! I'm calling on 40 or 50 enthusiastic go getters to come on down. Get yourselves a weekly rental take a little family vacation and while the kids are at the beach...Clean up with uber. Bar crowds galore and surges to wet your saliva glands like you've never seen. Who's a gamer?

dis

 

[Veal66]

Business is booming. Demand is off the hook. I'll sacrifice a little of the plump fat surges if I can encourage some of the best and the brightest men and women uberx's to serve the ravenous public appetite for rides. Our rates are $1.90 + .25 per minute...pretty sweet! I'm calling on 40 or 50 enthusiastic go getters to come on down. Get yourselves a weekly rental take a little family vacation and while the kids are at the beach...Clean up with uber. Bar crowds galore and surges to wet your saliva glands like you've never seen. Who's a gamer?

This joke isn't funny, either.

 

[Gung-Ho]

This joke isn't funny, either.

For a comics cartoon penguin avatar you don't have much of a sense of humor.

 

[Gung-Ho]

No surges... Not even on July 4th weekend. It pays to drive during guarantee hour in the city than to be looking for a 'shark' on Beach Ave.

dis

Not true. There was some really nice surges fri. sat. and sun. night from 9:00pm to 11:00 and 12:30 am til after bar closing. Where were you? We could have used the help.

 

[Philip Beaudoin]

what about the distance you have to go for a request?

 

[CapeUber]

What are u talking about?! It's million drivers around here and u can wait for a ping hours.

 

[JaniceCT]

Connecticut drivers are coming to help

 

[Duane Mitchell]

I was down there last night about 8pm. It was dead. Nothing. No surge anywhere. Dropped in Dennis and then drove out without a single ping.

 

[Gung-Ho]

I was down there last night about 8pm. It was dead. Nothing. No surge anywhere. Dropped in Dennis and then drove out without a single ping.

I have to confess it's mostly dead from 1:30 am Sunday until about 9:30 pm Friday. Then it's still mostly dead between 9:31 pm Friday and 1:29 am Saturday with a few small burps of business every now and then.

 

[Duane Mitchell]

What about Hyannis airport? I would think that P-town, Hyannis, and Falmouth/Woods Hole would have some business. Especially P-town with all the boat people going there without transportation. There's always work when the boats come into Boston at the end of the day.

 

[CapeCodDriver]

ROFL! You got the guarantee email, didn't you? You're trying to flood the market so you don't have to put too many miles on the car and still get paid. Smooth!

He does have a valid point though, 1:30-2:30 am is pretty busy on Sat. Surge hits the 2.0-2.9 range reliably. Even seen 3+ on some rides at that time.

 

[Gung-Ho]

1:30-2:30 am is pretty busy on Sat. Surge hits the 2.0-2.9 range reliably. Even seen 3+ on some rides at that time.

That is way past my bedtime and very well past my give a sh*t time to drive around drunk a-holes. Could be a 20x surge I ain't driving drunk idiots.

 

[Uberforpresident]

Business is booming. Demand is off the hook. I'll sacrifice a little of the plump fat surges if I can encourage some of the best and the brightest men and women uberx's to serve the ravenous public appetite for rides. Our rates are $1.90 + .25 per minute...pretty sweet! I'm calling on 40 or 50 enthusiastic go getters to come on down. Get yourselves a weekly rental take a little family vacation and while the kids are at the beach...Clean up with uber. Bar crowds galore and surges to wet your saliva glands like you've never seen. Who's a gamer?

I Like you, welcome to the club