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- Why is there a Tesla in here?

- Did anybody teach these guys where to put their tradedress?

- Is 5 or more people hanging out by somebody's trunk considered a gang?

- Does the food truck take card?

- How much money would somebody have to give me to take a full crap, buttcheeks on the seat in the porta potties??

- The ratio of XL's to X is 7/1.....But the XL cars are leaving at twice the rate...are they really driving XL at X base??

- Can I catch 2nd hand Cancer here??

- How much would the ant next to me charge to wipe down my Prius with a rag?

-When did the QX Mafia come back??

- Where did the Asian QX Mafia come from??

- Will they rumble??

- Can I make friends at 18E?

- Holy Crap, is that a Lyft car???
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- How come every plane that's landed is a Southwest??

- A-G, who has the cheapest pax?

- What's for dinner?

- How much would it have to surge for me to turn the Uber app on?

- Is my app broken??
(answer is NO, Lyft sux ass until ? :??)

I was here for the restroom, and will stay for the 45+ the hell out of here

I remember spending days in there wondering how I ended up stooping to such a low. Look around and use that as motivation to do better.
Can collector, the guy probably made more money than all of us today....*******!! lol
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- Why is there a Tesla in here? - Left overs from failed TesLoop

- Did anybody teach these guys where to put their tradedress? - Yes, LAXPD does.

- Is 5 or more people hanging out by somebody's trunk considered a gang? - Only if they all are flying same Tradedress.

- Does the food truck take card? - Yes, and they give it back too!

- How much money would somebody have to give me to take a full crap, buttcheeks on the seat in the porta potties?? - Been done already. You're too late.

- The ratio of XL's to X is 7/1.....But the XL cars are leaving at twice the rate...are they really driving XL at X base?? - Base & Poo

- Can I catch 2nd hand Cancer here?? - 3rd, 4th & 5th too!

- How much would the ant next to me charge to wipe down my Prius with a rag? - Trade the wipe down for lessons in Tradedress application, or your next Poo ping.

-When did the QX Mafia come back?? - They never left. Cloaking is a feature with Infinity QX.

- Where did the Asian QX Mafia come from?? - As is change of race and/or gender.

- Will they rumble?? - And tumble, given the opportunity.

- Can I make friends at 18E? - What's an 18E?

- Holy Crap, is that a Lyft car??? - Only if it's at 18E.... View attachment 309525

- Why am I here??? - Because you can.
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- Why is there a Tesla in here?

- Did anybody teach these guys where to put their tradedress?

- Is 5 or more people hanging out by somebody's trunk considered a gang?

- Does the food truck take card?

- How much money would somebody have to give me to take a full crap, buttcheeks on the seat in the porta potties??

- The ratio of XL's to X is 7/1.....But the XL cars are leaving at twice the rate...are they really driving XL at X base??

- Can I catch 2nd hand Cancer here??

- How much would the ant next to me charge to wipe down my Prius with a rag?

-When did the QX Mafia come back??

- Where did the Asian QX Mafia come from??

- Will they rumble??

- Can I make friends at 18E?

- Holy Crap, is that a Lyft car??? View attachment 309525

- Why am I here???
LOOKS LIKE A LYFT DRIVER WHO DEALT WITH A PROBLEM PAX IN THE BAG
 

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- Why is there a Tesla in here?

- Did anybody teach these guys where to put their tradedress?

- Is 5 or more people hanging out by somebody's trunk considered a gang?

- Does the food truck take card?

- How much money would somebody have to give me to take a full crap, buttcheeks on the seat in the porta potties??

- The ratio of XL's to X is 7/1.....But the XL cars are leaving at twice the rate...are they really driving XL at X base??

- Can I catch 2nd hand Cancer here??

- How much would the ant next to me charge to wipe down my Prius with a rag?

-When did the QX Mafia come back??

- Where did the Asian QX Mafia come from??

- Will they rumble??

- Can I make friends at 18E?

- Holy Crap, is that a Lyft car??? View attachment 309525

- Why am I here???
@OCJarvis look skyward and always remember, tomorrow is another day to 'Z'!
 

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The Lunch truck was a serious question. Thank you for a serious answer. :smiles:

I'm on the rich side of the fence. I feel like an outlaw
Try the steak sandwich....yummy af! Ceviche tostadas pretty good too. Had the Bacon Double cheeseburger plate yesterday (make certain to sprinkle the red pepper seasoning on top of 'em : ) Dang, now I'm hungry...
 

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I walked over, but it looked like the ecoli van, waiting to breed. Maybe later

Try the steak sandwich....yummy af! Ceviche tostadas pretty good too. Had the Bacon Double cheeseburger plate yesterday (make certain to sprinkle the red pepper seasoning on top of 'em : ) Dang, now I'm hungry...
 

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- How come every plane that's landed is a Southwest??

- A-G, who has the cheapest pax?

- What's for dinner?

- How much would it have to surge for me to turn the Uber app on?

- Is my app broken??
(answer is NO, Lyft sux ass until ? :??)

I was here for the restroom, and will stay for the 45+ the hell out of here


Can collector, the guy probably made more money than all of us [email protected]@@@@@@!! lol View attachment 309529
Was he double parking to avoid door dings?

I'm dying!!
 

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I'm sure it involves a mother load of potatoes


WTF??

I must be color blind. I can't see the red
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Oh that's the new algorithm trick. Tells everyone there's 0 folks, get everyone to go there and no surge. Secondly, LAX has now become a misnomer...

I learned that while there are 0 drivers in the pen, there maybe no PAX. We see planes coming in, HOWEVER, the terminals are empty.
 
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