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I got into an accident at the mall with a midg... uhh littlw person. He was backing out i was backing out and we collided.
He got out all pissed off, hands on his hips, face turning bright red and was calling me all kinds of names.

I couldn't help it, I tried not to but i staryed to giggle.

He said " this isnt funny, I am not Happy!"

I said, "obviously not, I'm going to guess Grumpy."
 

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I got into an accident at the mall with a midg... uhh littlw person. He was backing out i was backing out and we collided.
He got out all pissed off, hands on his hips, face turning bright red and was calling me all kinds of names.

I couldn't help it, I tried not to but i staryed to giggle.

He said " this isnt funny, I am not Happy!"

I said, "obviously not, I'm going to guess Grumpy."
I'm crackin up right now LOL
 

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Bleach, I'm having trouble picturing this, little help here
An upside down hot water heater

I got into an accident at the mall with a midg... uhh littlw person. He was backing out i was backing out and we collided.
He got out all pissed off, hands on his hips, face turning bright red and was calling me all kinds of names.

I couldn't help it, I tried not to but i staryed to giggle.

He said " this isnt funny, I am not Happy!"

I said, "obviously not, I'm going to guess Grumpy."
Lucky he didn't bite you
 

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Did it squirm and flail its arms and legs around? Or did it just remain calm?
Why did you pick it up?
Do they bite? Or just let you pet them?
Always been curious about that...
Careful... some are carriers of the Umpalumpanos virus. One bite and your hair turns green, your skin turns orange, you shrink to 3.5-4 foot and they make you a slave in a chocolate factory!

True story!
 

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I got into an accident at the mall with a midg... uhh littlw person. He was backing out i was backing out and we collided.
He got out all pissed off, hands on his hips, face turning bright red and was calling me all kinds of names.

I couldn't help it, I tried not to but i staryed to giggle.

He said " this isnt funny, I am not Happy!"

I said, "obviously not, I'm going to guess Grumpy."
You, sir, win the Internet for today. Well played.

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