[Dixon]

i don’t know what to say.

 

[Frank_Dukes]

Lol. It wasn't an Eats dropoff was it?

 

[Da Ub]

You should have taken a leak on his doormat

 

[Wahood]

Omg you literally urinated while waiting? Come on that’s freaking gross lol

 

[uber87j]

Why the hell would you urinate in front of someone’s house, no wonder they complained.

 

[peteyvavs]

You urinate in front of my house and you'll be talking 4 octaves higher there after.

 

[emmhope]

I thought I had seen it all Haha

 

[Frank_Dukes]

I anticipate "the far side"

'did not was hands' alarm

Hardy har

 

[Uberdancer]

 

[woodywho]

If you had been cliched about "pissing on his lawn" he would have let you slide

 

[SRGuy]

i don't know what to say.

He was doing his job by watering the landscaping.

 

[Pax Collector]

Yes, the pax is right. It's unprofessional to urinate in the bushes. The professionals do it on the picket fence.

 

[Hillary_Clinton]

Rudeness level....
Making wait = peeing in bushes

Eye for an eye..

I’ve been caught but it was the neighbors yard. He gave me 5 stars.

 

[Dixon]

That was a apartment complex and 5 am in the morning, I thought he couldn’t see it

 

[Bad Breath]

Did u turn your back? Then what’s his problem. I peed in the bushes in an almost empty Belmont restaurant lot last night, cop car cruised right past me, almost interrupted my flow. Just glad it wasn’t Palo Alto.

 

[seymour]

I urinated on the street today(but sort of in the bushes). Sansome and Union - saved me a 10-15 min ride to the nearest known available restroom. Afterwards, noticed there was a Starbucks just up the street - anyone know if there is a public restroom in there?

 

[RockinEZ]

i don't know what to say.

I gotta know.....
Did you piss on their bushes?

 

[Alan Tirado]

I urinated on the street today(but sort of in the bushes). Sansome and Union - saved me a 10-15 min ride to the nearest known available restroom. Afterwards, noticed there was a Starbucks just up the street - anyone know if there is a public restroom in there?

All Starbucks have open restrooms now. If they don't let you use it, it's agaisnt there new policy

 

[ARTENNZ1967]

the only time I peed in a public place was on the freeway two weeks ago. I had pax with me
I picked up two guys from the airport heading back to the city, my bladder was about to explode
I pulled over on the 101 north, you know where all the trees are by the sea. perfect spot.

 

[RockinEZ]

I was taking an Uber to a dinner with my girlfriend and another couple.She was sitting shotgun.
The guy stopped pretty fast at a light and a bottle of piss rolled out from under his seat.

She started gagging and could not stop.
I had to say "buddy, drop us off here, we will pick up another Uber without a piss bottle rolling around in the front seat."

I did actually use the app to get the charges refunded to me. I have only done that 3 times in a over a hundred rides as a PAX.
It was pretty gross. I think the chunks in the piss threw her off.