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Arrived at the pick up location with minutes to spare
PAX calls
Where are you?
I give the address
but I'm nowhere near you.
OK, what's your address
She gives me an address so I start navigating my way to her new location
PAX calls three minutes later
Where are you? I'm around the corner be there in a sec
PAX hangs up
I arrive at new location and call PAX just to be sure
Where are you
I describe my surroundings
Are you in a (describes someone else's car)
No, I'm in a (describe my car)
Back door opens and stranger sits down
Ellen?
Yes but I'm late for my appointment. Don't you live in this city?
No, I live on the North Shore
Well, I'm sure this city's drivers don't work on the North Shore, why are you working here?
Um, because this is where the money is. I suppose I have a right to make money
OK, OK forget the app, I'll direct you
She makes a call to tell someone she is running late
We turn up the street she directed me to and a flat bed truck is backing out of a side street
All traffic is stopped as a cop directs cars to back up so truck has more room
PAX still on phone having a nervous breakdown
That's right, I'm in a traffic jam, looks like I will have to reschedule
Will I be charged? Great.
She hangs up and says
You know I will have to wait several weeks for another appointment, you'll have to drive me home
Moral
When shit like this happens, don't feel so bad about not getting a tip since no one tips anyway
PAX calls
Where are you?
I give the address
but I'm nowhere near you.
OK, what's your address
She gives me an address so I start navigating my way to her new location
PAX calls three minutes later
Where are you? I'm around the corner be there in a sec
PAX hangs up
I arrive at new location and call PAX just to be sure
Where are you
I describe my surroundings
Are you in a (describes someone else's car)
No, I'm in a (describe my car)
Back door opens and stranger sits down
Ellen?
Yes but I'm late for my appointment. Don't you live in this city?
No, I live on the North Shore
Well, I'm sure this city's drivers don't work on the North Shore, why are you working here?
Um, because this is where the money is. I suppose I have a right to make money
OK, OK forget the app, I'll direct you
She makes a call to tell someone she is running late
We turn up the street she directed me to and a flat bed truck is backing out of a side street
All traffic is stopped as a cop directs cars to back up so truck has more room
PAX still on phone having a nervous breakdown
That's right, I'm in a traffic jam, looks like I will have to reschedule
Will I be charged? Great.
She hangs up and says
You know I will have to wait several weeks for another appointment, you'll have to drive me home
Moral
When shit like this happens, don't feel so bad about not getting a tip since no one tips anyway