[HotUberMess]

..and paused when I said hello? I'm like who is calling me at 3:30am??

He says his wife left her phone in her Uber car but I don't sound like their driver. I said "when did you take the Uber?" And he said "Just now". I haven't driven for two days.

Dingus has tried to call back a driver from an Uber she ordered on her phone (and her account) from his account.

 

[Uber's Guber]

When my phone rings late at night, I answer "911, what is your emergency?"

 

[Mista T]

"Sexual Dysfunction Hotline, what seems to be the problem?"

 

[The Gift of Fish]

..and paused when I said hello? I'm like who is calling me at 3:30am??

He says his wife left her phone in her Uber car but I don't sound like their driver. I said "when did you take the Uber?" And he said "Just now". I haven't driven for two days.

Dingus has tried to call back a driver from an Uber she ordered on her phone (and her account) from his account.

There are many reasons not to accept calls from pax. This is one of them.

 

[Mista T]

He says his wife left her phone in her Uber car but I don't sound like their driver.

You know y'all sound alike

 

[HotUberMess]

There are many reasons not to accept calls from pax. This is one of them.

Lol since I didn't drive that night and was laying in bed, I actually thought it was a friend with an emergency. I'm that "car fixit friend".

 

[Westerner]

Dominos pizza, 30 minutes or less (kinda dating myself here)

 

[BunnyMan]

..and paused when I said hello? I'm like who is calling me at 3:30am??

He says his wife left her phone in her Uber car

"Hello?"
"Yes, ummm phone...what was her name?"
"What does she look like? The blonde?"
"Well, I found her bra, it got stuck under the seat somehow.
There's no phone here...her name was Wendy?"
....
"So... I'll drop the bra off at the Greenlight Hub for you, okay?"
....
"Oh and I can't do anything about the video, I already sold it. 'Nite, now! bye!"
<do not disturb mode>

PS. I wouldn't really do this, because Uber gives out the personal
phone numbers and home addresses of drivers upon pax request.
I've had that happen to me when someone lost something and the
first I heard of it was them showing up in person. I always answer
unexpected doorbells with a concealed gun, but still, you don't want
to invite problems.

 

[Driving4Change]

"You've reached the Hidden Bodies Network. We currently offer our extra small package for half-off the original price! Remember, you provide the body and we provide the aliby!"

 

[Stevie The magic Unicorn]

Real genius...

 

[Rakos]

City morgue...

Head examiner here...

Hope you like my new motto...

you stab 'em...we slab 'em...8>)

Rakos

 

[TwoFiddyMile]

"yup, I found the phone. I dropped it into the "donate to cerebral palsy" kiosk. It's what Michael J Fox would have wanted..."

 

[Bluto1899]

When I was 18 or 19, and still lived at home, I had a really annoying friend named Mike. He would get bored in the middle of the night, 2:00 or 3:00, and call me like it was no big deal. One night, I was out, and he called, then called again, and again. Once at least every 15 minutes, prompting my mom to finally get out of bed, go upstairs and answer it “Mike, somebody better be dead for you to call this many times in the middle of the night.” Nope, he was just bored.