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Just go back to the days of your very early youth and remember when
there was nothing funnier to a 5 year old than cutting the cheese.
Real farts, fart sounds, make believe farts, all of those. Bet it'll make you grin.
No, it's not pleasant when they fart in your car, but it's one way to get through
the experience until you can boot that rank sonavabich outta your ride.
For the record, I have never farted - ever. I'm totally miserable.

there was nothing funnier to a 5 year old than cutting the cheese.
Real farts, fart sounds, make believe farts, all of those. Bet it'll make you grin.
No, it's not pleasant when they fart in your car, but it's one way to get through
the experience until you can boot that rank sonavabich outta your ride.
For the record, I have never farted - ever. I'm totally miserable.