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Pax farts in car

2130 Views 21 Replies 18 Participants Last post by dirtylee, Nov 1, 2016

Tdot_driver

Discussion Starter · Jul 5, 2016

I was driving these 2 young guys in downtown . one of them suddenly lets out a really smelly stinky one. Doesnt even apologize or at least open the window. Instead he goes like "oh man too many substances in my stomach right now"
So he knew he had a bad case of gas and instead of holding them in he chose to be deliberately disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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ACHUMA

· #2 · Jul 5, 2016

That was your tip for the ride, baby cakes. Be grateful.

Sometimes the best tips dont come in the form of money!

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toi

· #3 · Jul 5, 2016

Take a deep breath and count to 10 ahaahaha

Beur

· #4 · Jul 5, 2016

Shit happens and so do farts. Get used it to it, it's part of the game. If you can't handle a fart this likely isn't the business for you.

Were your hands broken, is that why YOU couldn't take control of the windows and roll them down?

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cubert

· #5 · Jul 5, 2016

The funniest part is when you transport a group of people and suddenly there is a bad smell in your car, they think it's driver farted lmao

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Another Uber Driver

· #6 · Jul 6, 2016

Pull out the Glade(@) and spray away! When they complain, tell them if they do not like the spray, they can stop making uncalled for "editorial comments".

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Uberbugg

· #7 · Jul 6, 2016

You cant hold in a fart

Itll still eek out, at least air is all that came out.

forqalso

· #8 · Jul 6, 2016

I got a $10 tip from an Australian farter because his buddies shamed him.

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UTX1

· #9 · Jul 6, 2016

Just go back to the days of your very early youth and remember when
there was nothing funnier to a 5 year old than cutting the cheese.

Real farts, fart sounds, make believe farts, all of those. Bet it'll make you grin.

No, it's not pleasant when they fart in your car, but it's one way to get through
the experience until you can boot that rank sonavabich outta your ride.

For the record, I have never farted - ever. I'm totally miserable.

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JaniceCT

· #10 · Jul 6, 2016

I just crack open the window and ignore the pig . They want to see a reaction, other than opening window I don't give them one

dirtylee

· #11 · Jul 7, 2016

Young female pax farts.
#noshame

OC Lady Uber Driver

· #12 · Jul 7, 2016

I always carry Fabreeze spray in the trunk. Takes the smell out quick. So does airing out your car with all windows down. Humans smell. Get used to it or deal with it.

melusine3

· #13 · Oct 28, 2016

How about striking a match? I was thinking of keeping a little box of matches in my car for this reason.

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Shangsta

· #14 · Oct 28, 2016

melusine3 said:
How about striking a match? I was thinking of keeping a little box of matches in my car for this reason.

Why risk a Pax accusing you of dangerous behavior while driving?

Red Leader

· #15 · Oct 28, 2016

melusine3 said:
How about striking a match? I was thinking of keeping a little box of matches in my car for this reason.

Yea....let's add fire to the equation.

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melusine3

· #16 · Oct 28, 2016

Red Leader said:
Yea....let's add fire to the equation.

ROTFLMAO! I'm pretty sure that only works if the match is really close to the exit avenue! But wee need to add this to our ongoing story!

shiftydrake

· #17 · Oct 28, 2016

And we hate to interrupt but we have had a late breaking news story......let's take it to our field reporter "shiftydrake".....well Tom what we have gathered is the Uber driver was driving down the road with 2 psngrs when 1 pax let's out a vile smelling bit of flatulence well the driver thought he would be funny and lit a match........the poor car exploded and and blew the pax out into a nearby Uber automobile.....and the 2nd driver finished the trip......the 2 pax rated the 2nd driver 4 stars but the original driver perished after firefighters extinguished the fire..........the family is asking in lieu of flowers rate each driver 5 stars.......cuz tipping is not required......this is Shiftydrake reporting in the land of no tip required......back to you Tom

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Red Leader

· #18 · Oct 28, 2016

melusine3 said:
ROTFLMAO! I'm pretty sure that only works if the match is really close to the exit avenue! But wee need to add this to our ongoing story!

Bernz o matic makes these really cool portable torches......

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melusine3

· #19 · Oct 29, 2016

shiftydrake said:
And we hate to interrupt but we have had a late breaking news story......let's take it to our field reporter "shiftydrake".....well Tom what we have gathered is the Uber driver was driving down the road with 2 psngrs when 1 pax let's out a vile smelling bit of flatulence well the driver thought he would be funny and lit a match........the poor car exploded and and blew the pax out into a nearby Uber automobile.....and the 2nd driver finished the trip......the 2 pax rated the 2nd driver 4 stars but the original driver perished after firefighters extinguished the fire..........the family is asking in lieu of flowers rate each driver 5 stars.......cuz tipping is not required......this is Shiftydrake reporting in the land of no tip required......back to you Tom

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! You just made my day, now to go back out and .... ugh... drive. Plus, Imma taking some matches!

Flyfisherman

· #20 · Oct 29, 2016

Window down the entire trip, rate low, report pax. Even better when it's the winter and you have a window lockout feature.

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