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I was driving these 2 young guys in downtown . one of them suddenly lets out a really smelly stinky one. Doesnt even apologize or at least open the window. Instead he goes like "oh man too many substances in my stomach right now"
So he knew he had a bad case of gas and instead of holding them in he chose to be deliberately disrespectful and inconsiderate.
 

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Just go back to the days of your very early youth and remember when
there was nothing funnier to a 5 year old than cutting the cheese. :D
Real farts, fart sounds, make believe farts, all of those. Bet it'll make you grin.

No, it's not pleasant when they fart in your car, but it's one way to get through
the experience until you can boot that rank sonavabich outta your ride.

For the record, I have never farted - ever. I'm totally miserable.:(:(
 

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And we hate to interrupt but we have had a late breaking news story......let's take it to our field reporter "shiftydrake".....well Tom what we have gathered is the Uber driver was driving down the road with 2 psngrs when 1 pax let's out a vile smelling bit of flatulence well the driver thought he would be funny and lit a match........the poor car exploded and and blew the pax out into a nearby Uber automobile.....and the 2nd driver finished the trip......the 2 pax rated the 2nd driver 4 stars but the original driver perished after firefighters extinguished the fire..........the family is asking in lieu of flowers rate each driver 5 stars.......cuz tipping is not required......this is Shiftydrake reporting in the land of no tip required......back to you Tom
 

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And we hate to interrupt but we have had a late breaking news story......let's take it to our field reporter "shiftydrake".....well Tom what we have gathered is the Uber driver was driving down the road with 2 psngrs when 1 pax let's out a vile smelling bit of flatulence well the driver thought he would be funny and lit a match........the poor car exploded and and blew the pax out into a nearby Uber automobile.....and the 2nd driver finished the trip......the 2 pax rated the 2nd driver 4 stars but the original driver perished after firefighters extinguished the fire..........the family is asking in lieu of flowers rate each driver 5 stars.......cuz tipping is not required......this is Shiftydrake reporting in the land of no tip required......back to you Tom
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! You just made my day, now to go back out and .... ugh... drive. Plus, Imma taking some matches!
 
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