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An Iowa man was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself in an Uber car and telling the driver that he "liked to masturbate in front of
Uber drivers," according to a court complaint.

Christopher Jensen, 27, was charged with a serious misdemeanor in connection with an incident several months ago in Iowa City.

Police charge that Jensen, seen above, called for an Uber around 4:45 AM and got into the front seat when the vehicle arrived. During the ride, Jensen "took his penis out of his pants and began to masturbate in front of the driver."

After explaining that he enjoyed such illiicit activity, Jensen allegedly asked the driver, "Do you want to touch it?" The Uber driver, cops say, stopped the car and told Jensen to get out.

Investigators, who identified Jensen through Uber records, noted that the suspect "acknowledged taking an Uber but stated he did not remember masturbating in the cab."

Jensen was released from the Johnson County jail this morning.
 

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902

An Iowa man was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself in an Uber car and telling the driver that he "liked to masturbate in front of
Uber drivers," according to a court complaint.

Christopher Jensen, 27, was charged with a serious misdemeanor in connection with an incident several months ago in Iowa City.

Police charge that Jensen, seen above, called for an Uber around 4:45 AM and got into the front seat when the vehicle arrived. During the ride, Jensen "took his penis out of his pants and began to masturbate in front of the driver."

After explaining that he enjoyed such illiicit activity, Jensen allegedly asked the driver, "Do you want to touch it?" The Uber driver, cops say, stopped the car and told Jensen to get out.

Investigators, who identified Jensen through Uber records, noted that the suspect "acknowledged taking an Uber but stated he did not remember masturbating in the cab."

Jensen was released from the Johnson County jail this morning.
FEMale or male driver?
 

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Why does the drivers gender matter? The only time I could think it did is if it were male and the masturbator was female. They wouldn't have kicked her out and it would never have been reported ha. Unlrres shes fat
 

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Burgeoning lawyer. He said he didn't remember masturbating "in the cab."
Nice to know there are still a few "surged" rides arranged by Uber..

And why does the gender not matter, but weight does? :rolleyes:
greater question is, would he discriminate in offering his fave act if it was a female driver vs male?

I am sure vivid studios would be all over this new genre.
 

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Explains the spots on my headliner.
LMAO !!!

I wonder if he left a TIP ?
Cleanup fee ?

There goes CHRIS JENSONS SCHOOL BUS DRIVING CAREEER !

Should have pulled over
And offered to " SHOW HIM SOMETHING HE NEVER SAW BEFORE ".

THE OTHER END OF IT !

Problem " RESOLVED ".
 

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LMAO !!!

Cleanup fee ?

There goes CHRIS JENSONS SCHOOL BUS DRIVING CAREEER !

Should have pulled over
And offered to " SHOW HIM SOMETHING HE NEVER SAW BEFORE ".

THE OTHER END OF IT !

Problem " RESOLVED ".
The other end of it? [Scratching my head] Must be a trick you witnessed at Mardi Gras.
 

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Just when you think you've heard it all, along comes this! So how many drivers did he get who either let him finish or just threw him out and didn't report?
I personally prefer to marturbate in a lyft as the drivers always let you finish
 
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