[Mista T]

Did not lose an item.

7 of the most recent 10 posts in the advice column have to do with lost items, so I thought I would create one myself.

Once I lost my marbles. If anyone has seen them, please return them asap.

 

[IERide]

I lost my virginity once but someone then explained it doesnt count if you’re alone.

 

[Uberdriver2710]

I lost my virginity once but someone then explained it doesnt count if you're alone.

Hey!!! Monkeys are people too!

 

[Cklw]

I lost my lost item post, please return it to uberpeople.net. There is a 5 star reward for its return.

 

[Coachman]

There's only like five different threads on this board and they recycle under different titles and different OPs every couple days.

 

[kc ub'ing!]

I lost my virginity once but someone then explained it doesnt count if you're alone.

Hey!!! Monkeys are people too!

Slapping the monkey!

 

[JimKE]

There's only like five different threads on this board and they recycle under different titles and different OPs every couple days.

And sadly, every thread has to be a testosterone check...

 

[Mista T]

Recently I went to pick up a pax but evidently I lost them. For some reason they were not in my car. I kept looking, but they were not there.

After 5 minutes I quit looking and reported them as lost. The company paid me a fee for all my hard work.

 

[Wonkytonk]

I lost my virginity once but someone then explained it doesnt count if you're alone.

It's probably for the best really, I mean it's not like it would fetch much on Ebay, or Craigslist.

"Hey there you, look, I got this thing here that you can't see but I assure you was lost, and now found for your benefit. Previous owner claims it was "[real good, yeah!]" Bidding starts @ 5 bajillion dollars, willing to trade for ten marbles, and a ball of twine, or a packet of Cracker Jack temporary tattoos. Pirate, and Jolly Roger tattoos highly favored, Cracker Jacks not a necessary part of the transaction, but would be appreciated. "

I lost my lost item post, please return it to uberpeople.net. There is a 5 star reward for its return.

So, um, if this lost item post were found, would you be willing to throw in an Above, and Beyond badge, no reason, just asking for a friend.

There's only like five different threads on this board and they recycle under different titles and different OPs every couple days.

Which is convenient since there are really only three different responses which get recycled ricky tick.

 

[Cableguynoe]

I lost control at work today.

Fortunately my keyboard has 2 control buttons.

 

[Cklw]

So, um, if this lost item post were found, would you be willing to throw in an Above, and Beyond badge, no reason, just asking for a friend.

How about all star driver?

 

[Wonkytonk]

How about all star driver?

Well, you see, allegedly, what might happen, is someone might offer an Above and Beyond, an All star driver badge, AND a like on the original comment, and that might be what the hold out is ... allegedly, but I wouldn't know, a friend might though so there might be that for a little while, allegedly.

 

[SuzeCB]

Hey!!! Monkeys are people too!

IERide , Rakos , is there something you'd like to tell us, hmmmm?

 

[Uber Crack]

I lost my shit last night when I was one starred for no good reason.

 

[Alison Chains]

I lost my shit last night when I was one starred for no good reason.

I found your shit. That's a cleanup fee and another $15 if you want it back.

 

[JMlyftuber]

And sadly, every thread has to be a testosterone check...

This site is basically a work lounge where drivers and some odd onlookers publicly make their minds known. The work in question involves a lot of suppressing your feelings for the benefit of your customers so we tend to let loose a bit here. Because testosterone people use these boards it can and does devolve but it seems the mods do a good job keeping it civil imo.

 

[SuzeCB]

This site is basically a work lounge where drivers and some odd onlookers publicly make their minds known. The work in question involves a lot of suppressing your feelings for the benefit of your customers so we tend to let loose a bit here. Because testosterone people use these boards it can and does devolve but it seems the mods do a good job keeping it civil imo.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^​

 

[Wonkytonk]

I lost my shit last night when I was one starred for no good reason.

So that's what I stepped in.

It didn't smell very good have you been eating the stuff Rakos likes to sling lately?

You gotta get that looked at girl.

 

[Mista T]

Just gave a ride to a kid going home from football practice. The stink was so bad I lost my vision a few times.