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Just when I thought rates couldn't get lower they do! And I didn't even get the memo! How rude!
On the upside.....they can't get any lower....well, I guess they could start charging me a small fee for driving someone to their destination! But I don't care, I will do it, because I need this job!
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Just when I thought rates couldn't get lower they do! And I didn't even get the memo! How rude!
On the upside.....they can't get any lower....well, I guess they could start charging me a small fee for driving someone to their destination! But I don't care, I will do it, because I need this job!
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It's the sharing & gig economy.
5-stars and good conversation is all you really need.

Uber has moved on from "tip included" to "no need to tip...OR CHARGE"
 

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It's the sharing & gig economy.
5-stars and good conversation is all you really need.

Uber has moved on from "tip included" to "no need to tip...OR CHARGE"
Well said my friend. As long as I can get some 5* to stroke my ego for a narcissistic feeding I will still do it. And since most people won't I figure pretty soon I will be the only driver on the road and will get stacked pings all day!
I am $&@)ing PUMPED!!!!!!!
 

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Well said my friend. As long as I can get some 5* to stroke my ego for a narcissistic feeding I will still do it. And since most people won't I figure pretty soon I will be the only driver on the road and will get stacked pings all day!
I am $&@)ing PUMPED!!!!!!!
Was this rush hour? Why not the 10?
 

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Was this rush hour? Why not the 10?
Great question! It was at 8pm on Friday night and it was a pool(yes I am a &$(ING idiot). I already had another pax in the car who was on her way to Korea Town. I figured I could milk another 6 minutes out of the trip.
6x.11 = .66........hellooooooo, I am not stoopid man, I knows how two get mines?

Seriously though, I had been driving since 4:30am and I was completely blacked out. It's a miracle that all 3 of us even made it home that night.

Thanks for the Sunday couch quarterbacking though. Now that I feel like a complete and utter [email protected]&$) I am going to take another shot of Tequila and go get me some 5 star comments to boost my ego back up!

@&$) you! :)
 

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I wonder if Uber realizes that by cutting X drivers to the skinny on pool rides that drivers have found ways to pump up the fare to get back the lost money...and then some.

It's costing Uber $3 to save $1.00
 

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Great question! It was at 8pm on Friday night and it was a pool(yes I am a &$(ING idiot). I already had another pax in the car who was on her way to Korea Town. I figured I could milk another 6 minutes out of the trip.
6x.11 = .66........hellooooooo, I am not stoopid man, I knows how two get mines?

Seriously though, I had been driving since 4:30am and I was completely blacked out. It's a miracle that all 3 of us even made it home that night.

Thanks for the Sunday couch quarterbacking though. Now that I feel like a complete and utter [email protected]&$) I am going to take another shot of Tequila and go get me some 5 star comments to boost my ego back up!

@&$) you! :)
I had the pool thang figured out long ago and respect you for padding the trip. I thank waze every day for those long short cuts. Enjoy the shots, it's the 4th.
 

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I had the pool thang figured out long ago and respect you for padding the trip. I thank waze every day for those long short cuts. Enjoy the shots, it's the 4th.
Yes, yes......lots of pillows in my car for padding so that the pax are super comfortable! Absolutely!
 

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It only took you 10 mins to get from samo to dtla? how fast were you going?
My Uber performance report said 110mph. The police officer said 115mph. But my little Kia with Soul only does 100mph downhill with a tail wind drafting behind a big rig..........

$0.00 for fare........
$500.00 for speeding ticket.......
Pax in the back seat crying and begging for their lives.......$"&@ing priceless!!!!
 

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Hey Hope_Solo.... That look on your face looks really familiar!!! I think I give you a ride like at least 10 times a day!
 
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