[LyftUberFuwabolewa]

I've never been so busy. Of course all the rides are either taking patients to the emergency rooms or bodies to the morgues. People text ahead: "I have a body or two, is that OK?" and I answer "the more the better!". Where are these people getting the body bags? Amazon?

There still is a lot of traffic but it's all ambulances. I didn't know there were so many ambulances!

Opps. Gotta go! I just got a ping!

 

[mbd]

Possibly bad karma post 🙄

 

[LyftUberFuwabolewa]

Possibly bad karma post 🙄

No, my karma is is really good shape. I'm a maintenance freak. I do need to new tires soon.

 

[mbd]

Headache, coughing, fever, diarrhea- 😉

 

[25rides7daysaweek]

Are you doing any pools?
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD !!!!

 

[Mole]

I want to get a cart and a bell and find a random neighborhood and ring the bed and say bring out your dead it should be a gas.

 

[got a p]

Are you doing any pools?
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD !!!!

ahh i get it - deadpool! :woot:

 

[waldowainthrop]

Did you get banned from posting to the “News” forum yet? 😅

Edit: Oh wait, you definitely didn’t! I’ll always admit when my conjecture is wrong.

 

[Classical Telecaster]

I thought this was a hoax!?

 

[Jon77]

I've never been so busy. Of course all the rides are either taking patients to the emergency rooms or bodies to the morgues. People text ahead: "I have a body or two, is that OK?" and I answer "the more the better!". Where are these people getting the body bags? Amazon?

There still is a lot of traffic but it's all ambulances. I didn't know there were so many ambulances!

Opps. Gotta go! I just got a ping!

Are we still not allowed to exceed the four passenger rule, even if they are deceased?
I mean it's not like they're going to be required to wear seatbelts.

I'm willing to take them to the morgue, as long as it's not a drive-through morgue.

 

[dmoney155]

I've never been so busy. Of course all the rides are either taking patients to the emergency rooms or bodies to the morgues. People text ahead: "I have a body or two, is that OK?" and I answer "the more the better!". Where are these people getting the body bags? Amazon?

There still is a lot of traffic but it's all ambulances. I didn't know there were so many ambulances!

Opps. Gotta go! I just got a ping!

I make them order twice for two bodies. Sorry, no room for two.

 

[DriverMark]

A plague mask for driving might make things interesting.......

 

[Luckydraw]

I've never been so busy. Of course all the rides are either taking patients to the emergency rooms or bodies to the morgues. People text ahead: "I have a body or two, is that OK?" and I answer "the more the better!". Where are these people getting the body bags? Amazon?

There still is a lot of traffic but it's all ambulances. I didn't know there were so many ambulances!

Opps. Gotta go! I just got a ping!

Just stay away from the zombie pool rides...

 

[UberBastid]

Put the bodies up on the roof, like National Lampoons Vacation.
Poor grandma.

 

[LyftUberFuwabolewa]

Actually I had a pretty good day today. Made some decent money. And I think the quality of riders is actually better.

I think all the Sissy Marys and panty waist folks staying home with a cup of chamomile tea wrapped in grandmas shawl watching CNN is the best thing that ever happened to ride share.

All the people that still have a pair are out living life.

And why not? If you’re not in the high risk group what you risk getting is a sniffle.

 

[F1y0n7h3W4LL]

$39.98​

Some of us drive trucks, so the mulit rule should not be imposed.

 

[waldowainthrop]

I think all the Sissy Marys and panty waist folks staying home with a cup of chamomile tea wrapped in grandmas shawl watching CNN is the best thing that ever happened to ride share.

This is such an annoying way to write. I know it's just what you do, but I have to call it out.

I'm saying this as someone who agrees with the gist of what you are saying but not the tone or delivery of it.

 

[LyftUberFuwabolewa]

This is such an annoying way to write. I know it's just what you do, but I have to call it out.

I'm saying this as someone who agrees with the gist of what you are saying but not the tone or delivery of it.

Sorry. [not]

So you agree with the "gist" but not the "tone"?

So... similar to liking Donald Trump's policies but you'd prefer he talk like Obama?

 

[waldowainthrop]

Sorry. [not]

So you agree with the "gist" but not the "tone"?

So... similar to liking Donald Trump's policies but you'd prefer he talk like Obama?

No, not similar to that at all. I happen to not like his tone nor his policies. The policies are the issue, not that he talks how he does. I'm a libertarian socialist, if that helps you understand why I would disagree with him.

Who do you think I am, Joe Biden? 😅