[dirtylee]

See that app, it's just a bunch of useless 1011001; unless one of you decide to turn it on & drive.

You listen to me & listen well

Are you behind on your credit card bills? Good! Turn on your app & Start driving.

Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up your keys & start driving.

Does your girlfriend think you are a f*cking worthless loser? GOOD! Pick up the phone & start driving.

I want you to deal with your problems by becoming RICH!

All you have to do today, is pick up the phone & use what I have taught you. I will make you "life changing money"

 

[Maven]

dirtylee, your talents are wasted as an Uber driver. You should be a motivational speaker, or maybe start your own multi-level marketing company. Have you applied to Uber's marketing department or "driver relations"?